Pov: you got a gift for your birthday from an anonymous person and when you open it this appears

Ash- Uhhhhh

Rhydian: Heya kid! Guess what!

Ash- im 18- and what

Rhydian: I’m your own demon now! Hehehe!

Ash- Cool?...

Rhydian: So what’s your name, kid? Gotta know who I’m ruining for the next few decades!

Ash- ok... ash

Rhydian: Heya Ash! Ya know what I’m gonna do?

Ash- wait for me to kill myself?

Rhydian: Half right! I’m gonna make ya wanna kill yourself!

Ash- uh I already want to

DoyOP4: “Huh. I forgot I had a birthday.”

Rhydian: HELLO!

DoyOP4: “Who are you?”

Rhydian: I’m your own demon!

DoyOP4: “Sweet. What’s your name, though?”

Rhydian: I’m Rhydian!

DoyOP4: “Cool.”

Darius: The F**k

Rhydian: Hello!!

Darius: Hi?

Warlock: What is this?

Rhydian: I dunno kid what are you?

Warlock: I asked first

Rhydian: Fine…

Warlock: Hehe.

Rhydian: I’m your own demon!

Warlock: Is that good, bad or something in-between?

Rhydian: Depends.

Warlock: Depends on what?

Rhydian: Ya know that cliche with the angel and demon on your shoulders telling you what to do?

Rhydian: Well, it’s my job to make the angler shut the hell up!

Angel not angler dude dumbass autocorrect

Lmao been there done that.

Warlock:

Rhydian: So, depending if you are a badass or a weeb, you will or won’t enjoy it.

Warlock: I'm badass. I've died at least uhm. Well I've lost count. But I'm still here.

Warlock: Also, the guy you are gonna have to compete against is this guy; *su.mons the thing in the picture* (It's about the size of a rubix cube)

Rhydian: What is that?

Greg: I am a ghost, but you can call my Greg.

Rhydian: Okay

Warlock: Yep.

Rhydian: So, my job is to egg you to do sins, kay?

Warlock: How would you do that?

Rhydian: Whenever there’s a morale dilemma, I make you do the worst option

Warlock: Oh

Rhydian: For example, see the store down the street?

Warlock: Yes.

Rhydian: Rob it.

Warlock: But why?

Rhydian: You wanna keep your money, right?

Warlock: What do you mean? I'm already rich.

Rhydian: And you’d stay rich if you rob the store.

Warlock: I have a huge personal vault.