Pov: you got a gift for your birthday from an anonymous person and when you open it this appears

DoyOP4: “Huh. I forgot I had a birthday.”

Rhydian: HELLO!

DoyOP4: “Who are you?”

Rhydian: I’m your own demon!

DoyOP4: “Sweet. What’s your name, though?”

Rhydian: I’m Rhydian!

DoyOP4: “Cool.”

Xane: HOLY CRAP ITS A BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL!!!

Rhydian: God no…

Xane: what the heck are you doing here???

Rhydian: I’m not an angel!

Xane: It's a joke. But what are you anyway?

Rhydian: A demon.

Xane: trust me, I already have enough of those in my life

Rhydian: Where?

Xane: everywhere

Rhydian: I can help.

Xane: I'd rather you not. *Kills Rhydian*

*he fizzles*

…

Elias: Helo

Deku: ???

Rhydian: Hiya, kid!

Deku: *Detroit smashes it*

Rhydian: OWW OOF THAT HURTS
*it turns to dust*
…

Deku: *walks away*

*you can hear this from behind your head*
Rhydian: Good job, kid, that guy was a jackass.

Ash- Uhhhhh

Rhydian: Heya kid! Guess what!

Ash- im 18- and what

Rhydian: I’m your own demon now! Hehehe!

Ash- Cool?...

Rhydian: So what’s your name, kid? Gotta know who I’m ruining for the next few decades!

Ash- ok... ash

Rhydian: Heya Ash! Ya know what I’m gonna do?

Ash- wait for me to kill myself?

Rhydian: Half right! I’m gonna make ya wanna kill yourself!

Ash- uh I already want to

Darius: The F**k

Rhydian: Hello!!

Darius: Hi?

oh mah god is this one oh those do it yourself kits?

Rhydian: Hello!

Warlock: What is this?

Rhydian: Whenever there’s a morale dilemma, I make you do the worst option

Warlock: Oh

Rhydian: For example, see the store down the street?

Warlock: Yes.

Rhydian: Rob it.

Warlock: But why?

Rhydian: You wanna keep your money, right?

Warlock: What do you mean? I'm already rich.

Rhydian: And you’d stay rich if you rob the store.

Warlock: I have a huge personal vault.

Rhydian: I dunno kid what are you?

Warlock: I asked first

Rhydian: Fine…

Warlock: Hehe.

Rhydian: I’m your own demon!

Warlock: Is that good, bad or something in-between?

Rhydian: Depends.

Warlock: Depends on what?

Rhydian: Ya know that cliche with the angel and demon on your shoulders telling you what to do?

Rhydian: Well, it’s my job to make the angler shut the hell up!

Angel not angler dude dumbass autocorrect

Lmao been there done that.

Warlock:

Rhydian: So, depending if you are a badass or a weeb, you will or won’t enjoy it.

Warlock: Also, the guy you are gonna have to compete against is this guy; *su.mons the thing in the picture* (It's about the size of a rubix cube)

Rhydian: What is that?

Greg: I am a ghost, but you can call my Greg.

Rhydian: Okay

Warlock: Yep.

Rhydian: So, my job is to egg you to do sins, kay?

Warlock: How would you do that?

Warlock: I'm badass. I've died at least uhm. Well I've lost count. But I'm still here.