Sometimes, you gotta say it more simpler

I have to use the bathroom; I have to answer nature's call; I have to release waste and liquids. I have to release compounds of bacteria and unwanted energy with fluids. I must remove the unwanted bio fuel within my body and urine made from edible and drinkable substances. I must remove the unwanted water energy stuck within my humanoid embodiment by traveling to the nearest concrete seat to dispose of it. I gotta POOP.