HEY BEZOS, QUIT POPPING CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES IN YOUR QUEST TO GET SO SPACE. YOU'RE GOING OVER PEOPLE'S HEADS AND MAKING GOD AND JESUS ANGRY IN THE PROCESS. HE MIGHT ALLOW IT THOUGH, HE'S A GOOD MAN. DON'T FORGET YOUR FRIENDS.
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