Bob Parr Becoming Uncanny (2nd Extended)

eggman's announcement; IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT; SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERF**KER; HE PISSED ON MY F**KING WIFE; THATS RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG F**KING QUILLY DICK OUT; AND HE PISSED ALL OVER MY WIFE; AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING AND HE SAID IT WAS "this big"; SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM; SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER; AND GUESS WHAT, HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE *phsoooow*; THATS RIGHT BABY, ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE 2 BALLS AND A BONG; HE F**KED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA F**K THE EARTH; THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT; YOU HAV 23 HOURS BEFOE THR PISS DROPLETS HIT THE F**KING EARTH; NOW GET OUT OF MY F**KING SIGHT, BEFOE I PISS ON YOU TOO; sample text; sample text; sample text; sample text; sample text; sample text; sample text