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hi chat | the population of the species homo sapiens is of nearly 8 billion inhabitants on the spatial mass known as earth orbiting the star known as sol which is equivalent to 1 solar mass which is only 1/10th the size of the being known as your mother of which I commited the action of procreation with 2 calender days ago, also known as 48 hours or 2860 minutes of the Gregorian calender in the reverse direction of the present movement of time during the date known as the 13th day of the 5th month of the 2022nd annual cycle of after the death of the theoretical being jesus christ of the religion of christianity, which is the worship of the being known as God, who created the univers and Jesus Christ who was born of God and the virgin mary, and was crucified but three calender days after his death began to continue breathing and rose from his death, as is written within the Holy Bible which documents many stories about christianity and its worship. also known as the month of may | image tagged in fun facts with squidward | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Standing here I realize You are just like me Trying to make history

But who’s to judge The right from wrong When our guard is down I think we’ll both agree

That violence breeds violence But in the end it has to be this way

I’ve carved my own path You followed your wrath But maybe we’re both the same

The world has turned And so many have burned But nobody is to blame

Yet staring across this barren wasted land I feel new life will be born Beneath the blood stained sand Beneath the blood stained sand
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The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a quick building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.

Strategy
When he is jumping over the river, he cannot be targeted by any ground attacking units. The Log and Earthquake will fail to damage a Hog Rider while he is jumping. Air troops can still attack him though, and the Inferno Tower and Inferno Dragon will continue to ramp up their damage.
When countering Hog Riders, obviously use buildings. But be wary as it the offender would usually play around it with cards such as Earthquake. Air swarms such as Minion Horde can help due to the Hog's usual support tools not countering them.
On the offender's side, a powerful move is to accompany him with an Earthquake, obilerating almost every building, and also grounded swarms. To a lesser extent, Lightning could also be used, retaining the same point of almost destroying every building while also crippling troops such as the Wizard or the Hunter.
The Log could also be an effective first play as a cycle, but it only kills swarms and sometimes a non-center-placed Tombstone.
The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the defender will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, the offender should use a spell like Arrows to render the defender poetically defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is.
A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily.
A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage.
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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my F**KING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!
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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my F**KING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!
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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my F**KING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!
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‼️‼️HOLY F**KING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERF**KING (your dad doesn’t exist) MSMG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 MSMG IS THE BEST F**KING COMMUNITY 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 DRIZZLY IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 WHY STREAM SO DEAD 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 WHY YOU BAN ME FOR 1 MINUTE 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Sec 6 when❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Spire‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 r/unexpectedmsmg r/expectedmsmg r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😎😎😎😎😎😎
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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my F**KING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!
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‼️‼️HOLY F**KING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERF**KING (your dad doesn’t exist) MSMG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 MSMG IS THE BEST F**KING COMMUNITY 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 DRIZZLY IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 WHY STREAM SO DEAD 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 WHY YOU BAN ME FOR 1 MINUTE 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Sec 6 when❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Spire‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 r/unexpectedmsmg r/expectedmsmg r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😎😎😎😎😎😎‼️‼️HOLY F**KING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERF**KING (your dad doesn’t exist) MSMG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 MSMG IS THE BEST F**KING COMMUNITY 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 DRIZZLY IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 WHY STREAM SO DEAD 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 WHY YOU BAN ME FOR 1 MINUTE 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Sec 6 when❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Spire‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 r/unexpectedmsmg r/expectedmsmg r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😎😎😎😎😎😎‼️‼️HOLY F**KING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERF**KING (your dad doesn’t exist) MSMG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 MSMG IS THE BEST F**KING COMMUNITY 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 DRIZZLY IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 WHY STREAM SO DEAD 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 WHY YOU BAN ME FOR 1 MINUTE 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Sec 6 when❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Spire‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 r/unexpectedmsmg r/expectedmsmg r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for bal
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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my F**KING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my F**KING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my F**KING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fu
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‼️‼️HOLY F**KING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERF**KING (your dad doesn’t exist) MSMG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 MSMG IS THE BEST F**KING COMMUNITY 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 DRIZZLY IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 WHY STREAM SO DEAD 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 WHY YOU BAN ME FOR 1 MINUTE 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Sec 6 when❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Spire‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 r/unexpectedmsmg r/expectedmsmg r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😎😎😎😎😎😎
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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my F**KING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!
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‼️‼️HOLY F**KING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERF**KING (your dad doesn’t exist) MSMG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 MSMG IS THE BEST F**KING COMMUNITY 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 DRIZZLY IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 WHY STREAM SO DEAD 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 WHY YOU BAN ME FOR 1 MINUTE 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Sec 6 when❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Spire‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 r/unexpectedmsmg r/expectedmsmg r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😎😎😎😎😎😎
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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my F**KING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!
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the population of the species homo sapiens is of nearly 8 billion inhabitants on the spatial mass known as earth orbiting the star known as sol which is equivalent to 1 solar mass which is only 1/10th the size of the being known as your mother of which I commited the action of procreation with 2 calender days ago, also known as 48 hours or 2860 minutes of the Gregorian calender in the reverse direction of the present movement of time during the date known as the 13th day of the 5th month of the 2022nd annual cycle of after the death of the theoretical being jesus christ of the religion of christianity, which is the worship of the being known as God, who created the univers and Jesus Christ who was born of God and the virgin mary, and was crucified but three calender days after his death began to continue breathing and rose from his death, as is written within the Holy Bible which documents many stories about christianity and its worship. also known as the month of may