Hi, it's Vince with Slap Chop. You're
gonna be in a great mood all day
"cause you're gonna be slappin' your
troubles away with the Slap Chop.
Now, look, here's a potato. BOOM
One slap, you got big chunks for
stews. BOOM slaps, home fries in a
second. Now look at this, if you add a
mushroom, the more you do BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM ate!
Now, you love salad, you hate makin'
it. You know you hate makin' salads,
that's why you don't have any salad
in your diet! Watch this, BOOM One
slap, salad! I love pizza too, but once
in a while get the veggies in, at least
throw it on top of the pizza. You're
gonna change BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM five
seconds, four or five seconds, it's
done!
This thing, this tuna, looks
✨boring ✨. Stop having a boring
tuna, stop having a boring life. Add
this tuna, put it here like this, now
you're gonna have, a nice, tuna, sa-
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Look here's a hard-boiled egg,
BOOM one chop, you add the pickle,
you add the green onion. And what
you can do, you can mix things
together you add the ham, and you're
go- BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM -s to go.
you'regonnalovemynuts,
watch this. Almonds, walnuts, C 0 me
s with a cover. So you can do
everything in the cover. Alright, or
you can do it on the board, whatever
you'd like. So easy, one fi-BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM -one
finger, you guys can do it with your
whole hand BOOM BOOM (inaudible)
-know what they charge you at the
ice cream stores? A ✨dollar✨ for
toppings at the ice cream stores. Add
a couple cookies BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM money away!
You know, not only nuts, what about
fruit? Put a mango, BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
-on your ice cream
The reason you're gonna slap away
everyday, is 'cause it's so easy to
clean. ✨One ✨
✨two✨and
✨pops✨open like that, like a
butterfly, to clean. Now these other
ones that you seen in the stores,
bacteria gets in the food, all the
stores have this, you can't clean it! *
bruh* * bruh * can't open this up!
It's worthless! Forget about
* 🅱️OOM* ! Now, take the Slap Chop,
put it back together, aaannd you get
the garlic.
Alright, here's the garlic. With the sk-
BOOM BOOM there you go, these
skins the garlic, you're gonna eat
more garlic. The onions, with the
skin, alright, this is makin' you cry,
makin' me cry. Alright, life's hard
enough as it is
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