thats actually so goofy

plan A: negotiate
plan B: blackmail
plan C: violence (caution: slipper and/or wooden spoon may appear)

not violence (nah shes gonna use the hand)

and I randomly thought of this in the car: if she says that she has nothing to hide, how about I tell everyone what she has said to me/done to me?? nothing to hide, right?

YESSIR
COUNTER COPE HER

SHE'LL BEAT ME UP LMAO

OR SHE'LL BE MAD AT ME FOR A FULL WEEK

Does she think you’ll use textin to jerk off or do drugs?

Ew no

idk what she's thinking

maybe that I'll like secretly marry someone and have kids and grandkids over text LMAO

Digital sex

Sexting

LMFAO

Ew no

I'm not like that at all and I clearly told her I never want to have s3x

how you gonna have kids

if I do then I will adopt

yeas

I might not

She has a bunch of “adopted kids” on imgflip

yep

Maybe she has past experiences with friends or someone else

OFC NOT

THIS IS THE LADY THAT DOESNT WANT ME TO HAVE A N Y SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE PEOPLE WHO DO ARE "tHoSe people" WHATEVER THAT MEANS

Let your mom look through your texts, but only talk to ur friends using discord

why lightbulb

Bc idea

no it's okay

what would I even do about it

bro idk how to help you
just convince your mom in some way

XD

what was it

i wont say
its stupid af

believe it or not, it's much riskier making an account for my irl self than making an account for my online self

Plus, I would need an email to do it, and my email is parentally controlled
however, I was recently thinking about making a school discord

well one that runs through and for the school could be risky
do you know how to make a gmail?

thx queen

im a boy you stupid bitch

I will I willl

aight
good luck

her only explanation is that she doesnt want me hiding anything from her, and that if I don't let her see something, then I am hiding something, and if I want my own phone number I need to be 100% transparent about every little detail or she'll cut the line off

maybe she just wants to hear the tea 🤷‍♀️

Does she know u have discord

*lightbulb*

theres nothing to hide from school

yes but like I said it's gonna be easy for my mom to find out. she has her ways

do u have a school computer?

I call everyone queen lol

guardian or spartan
pick one

this i s a school computer

ok
well i had an idea but it doesnt work

no

>:C

but then my friends would figure out who I am

as an imgflip user?

>:[

end of conversation
i sad

oui

they would find my online life

just make another acc.

dont be sad

spartan/guardian

*HUGGO* THANK YOU

Idk

Has she ever said why?

what is the idea

*huggo bacc* y e

:)

the only discord I have is imgflip discord lol

Oh
Then make a server