*Kashiko, who was on a ship during a storm on the high seas, wakes up on a deserted island*
Kashiko: Wait, am I…dead? But hold on. If I’m here on this island, then where did the ship go? Wait a minute. *gasp* Oh man. Not another sunken ship into the ocean! How many times will divers have to see those horrendous artificial things in the ocean? Wouldn’t it be great if I could just bring all of the disintegrated ships to the shore and incinerate them? Yeah, maybe that could solve the sunken ship problem, if only there were no establisted traces of marine life on them…

Me when elfiyaya

if i am your friend, no lmao
if im not your friend, not if you were my friend lmao

because none of them have any B)

who is this friend

idk
just any of my friends ig

new name

Goompa moment

i love it
i love goompa

i have an idea

tell

Brimstone (Hypno's Lullaby Buried Alive song) but...
MX over Buried
IHY Luigi over Gengar
GB over MissingNo

Y E S

the laugh is "YOU THOUGHT KOOPA WORKED ALONE?"

so Jimmy was a science experiment during the Great War
Jimmy (formerly known as James before losing his memories) was a war veteran who fought many wars before retiring
one day he was sent a letter from the military to fight another war, from which they called it the Great War. He agreed and went to fight but he got severely injured
the medics came and took him in
they sent him to the science lab and then the scientists told him that they want to make a unstoppable fighting machine so they wanted to use him as their sort of lab rat and he agreed
and the experiment was successful
he then had his memories wiped and now goes by Jimmy
he then escaped containment and went on to live his own life with his pet rock and later on, his brother

and that’s the origin of Jimmy