HEY MARIO, THAT BIG OL 500 POUND SUMBITCH BOWSER TOOK THE DAMN PRINCESS AND USED ALL THE STAR POWER TO PUT EVERYONE IN PAINTINGS
NOW TAKE YOUR ASS INSIDE THOSE PAINTINGS AND RECOVER THE STARS WITH A LITTLE BIT OF JUMPING "what" A LITTLE BIT OF PUNCHING "what" AND A LITTLE BIT OF ASS WHOOPIN "what" TO SAVE PRINCESS PEACH
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ STONE TOAD SAID SO

Luigi. Get the shotgun.

You can't kill stone toad

gay ass

It’s not gay if it’s with the homies

Jk

goofy ass

I HATE MYSELF AND LIFE. I want it to end, I've had depression and been suicidal for so long. I want to die.
So bye see all in next life.

Ok