Joke RP (obv) Bambi OCS are fine, No ERP or romance

Proto get out of my house

Fox:but i already have three
(art work is mine made with a computer)

Proto: I DON'T CARE.

Fox:ok damn two more wouldn´t hurt shit *calls in order for 2 protogen´s*

Silenc: [oki]
*silenc hands over protogent*

No.

Mint: How bout no. *Pulls out his phone, video monitoring Proto‘s every move*

Proto: BUY IT NOW OR ELSE

Mint: hoho you wanna go boi? *Breaks the universe around Proto*

Proto: BUY

mint: If you haven’t noticed, The multiverse has been broken around you. Also I have been video recording you all this time!

proto: *gasp*

*Mint’s face displays nothing, but after a second, he chuckles wildly while displaying expunged’s neutral icon for about 30 seconds*

I already have protogent

chris: will it give me MaLwArE

Red: Wait what’s that again-

proto: PROTOGENT

Red: Yeah yeah what is that-

Proto: Smh

Red: '-'

Proto: Idoit

Red: Stfu

Proto: No u

Red: No u

Bloo: is this an edgy lost episode of Super Why that has hyperrealistic blood and soulless eyes?

Proto: GET PROTEGENT

Bloo: why should I?

Proto: Bc I am epik

Bloo: even the world’s shittiest VPN works better than your “antivirus”.

Proto: >:(

Bloo: *middle finger*

Proto: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIp06sdFHLM

Bloo: go back on TV instead of f**king with our computers.

Proto: BUY PROTEGENT

Bloo: NO-

Proto: *raps again*
BF: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP *breaks in*

Bloo: oh my god.

BF: BA BE BO BA BE BO BA BE BO BA BE BE BOWAI
Proto: >:(

KYAH!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE- [slowly pulls out a knife]

Grab Rat: No

Proto: No

Ben: IM BEN ONLY I CAN SAY THAT 😡😡😡😡😡

Proto: HOHOHO

*explodes*

Proto: NOW

Rat: I don’t think I will

Proto: Plez

No

Proto: PLEEEEEEEEEEZ

*CUTELY TURNS INTO BEN*
NO

Proto": GRRRRRRR

*GROWLS ONE MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN PROTO*
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Proto: *growls in infinity times better than Ben* GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*growls infinity x1000 better then proto*
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR