WHEN YOU WERE BORN, YOU WERE, FOR A MOMENT, THE YOUNGEST PERSON ON EARTH. THE FIRST-EVER DOCUMENTED FEATURE FILM WAS MADE IN AUSTRALIA IN 1906; CONE SNAILS CAN STING WITHOUT WARNING, AND YOU MAY NOT FEEL THE STING IMMEDIATELY. THERE IS NO ANTIVENIN FOR A CONE SNAIL STING, AND THE ONLY TREATMENT AVAILABLE IS TO KEEP THE VICTIM ALIVE UNTIL THE TOXIN WEARS OFF. THERE IS AN ANCIENT BOOK FULL OF STRANGE SYMBOLS NO ONE CAN TRANSLATE; IN 1872 A SHIP WAS DISCOVERED FLOATING IN THE OCEAN WITH NO SIGNS OF ITS CREW OR PASSENGERS! SLEEP PARALYSIS IS A TERRIFYING CONDITION IN WHICH YOU ARE AWAKE BUT CANNOT MOVE. SUFFERERS OF SLEEP PARALYSIS OFTEN HALLUCINATE DEMONS. A CHICKEN NAMED MIKE LIVED FOR 8 WEEKS AFTER HIS HEAD WAS CUT OFF. COUPLES WOULD COMPETE TO SEE WHO COULD DANCE THE LONGEST, OFTEN FOR CASH PRIZES. UNFORTUNATELY, SOMETIMES PEOPLE WOULD DROP DEAD FROM EXHAUSTION ON THE DANCE FLOOR. THIS PHENOMENON IS CALLED ‘GALACTIC CANNIBALISM’. REPORTEDLY, THE LARGER GALAXIES COLLIDE WITH SMALLER ONES ONCE IN 8 TO 9 BILLION YEARS; GILLES DES RAIS WAS A 15TH CENTURY FRENCH NOBLEMAN AND A LIEUTENANT OF JOAN OF ARC. HE ALSO ABUSED, MURDERED, AND MUTILATED AS MANY AS 150 CHILDREN, AND WAS EVEN SAID TO PARTICIPATE IN A DEMON SUMMONING.
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