do not eat my apples

i won't

Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
F**k me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes "Ding dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy

Oh, oh, oh hi there! Welcome to my hooker palace
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Please don't leave, I have no friends
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Let's go camping, let me touch ya
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Haha, I tied you up!

Drowning, drowning, sinking, sinking
I will make, you will break, at the hands of a god
Do you still cling to your false hope?
You'll never get out of my scope
Finally ending your dumb tropes
Hanging you by the devil's ropes

Drowning, drowning, sinking, sinking
At the stake, we will take you away from your throne
You won't get to hurt anymore
Justice will finally be restored
Facing all the danger in store
I'll leave you crawling back for more

Do not eat my cookies 🍪🥛