POV: You wake up next to her in your bed, she is still asleep. No romance, erp you sicko, military, op, or killing her.

Marbilou:H-huh?

???: W E L L , D O Y O U K N O W W H O I A M?

Marbilou:No, but do you know how am i?

???: *sets marbs hand on fire*

Marbilou:AAAAAAAAAH IM SORRY IM SORRY
Dozer:*attacks them*

???: *picks up and throws dozer onto marb*

Marbilou:Ooof *falls*

???: *sigh but its very deep and metallic*

Marbilou:IM SORRY IM SORRY, I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU ONE

30 minutes later

Marbilou:*his hand is still on fire so he tries to water his hand*

???: *sleeping like a baby*

Marbilou:*he realises that he is shirtless so he put a shirt on, to not scare her when she wake up*

???: *wakes up* .....? ..AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Marbilou:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

???: Ok. This is fine. Where am i. Who are they.

Marbilou:Uh my name is marbilou, and you are in my house
*meanwhile you see 2 dogs staring at you*

???: it aint everyday you see a cerberus

Marbilou:ah yes, those are my dog-
Lycan (the normal dog):*jumps on the girl*
Marbilou:LYCAN NO-

???: *levitates the dog away from herself* Dogs am i right?

Lycan:*is surprised*
Dozer:*is also surprised*
Marbilou:O_O

???: What? Stop just staring at me

Marbilou:welp uh how are you doing this
Lycan:*is bigger than her and marb*
Dozer:*is bigger than her and marb*

???: Welll lets just say im special

Marbilou:Ah...... Anyway uh whats your name?

???: Agiori. God of........Ice.

and amnesia

Marbilou:wait you are a GODDESS?!?

Agiori: yeah

Marbilou:Woah, guess thats not everyday i get to see one......
Dozer:*grins*

Agiori: ok back to the matter at hand; how am i here

Marbilou:Uh i don't know, when i woke up, i saw you in my bed.

Agiori: Well i remember drinking lots at a party

Marbilou:Oh.... you were drunk then?
Dozer:*walks toward her, calmly*

Agiori: So drunk i couldn't walk.

Marbilou:Ah.....
Dozer:*slowly walks away, trying to not get the attention to be a suspect*

Agiori: *pets dozer* *stares at lycan*

Lycan:*sweating*

Agiori: aaawwwwwwww *a bowl of dog food apppears* here have this

Lycan:*eats nervously, maybe he did it*

Agiori: so are you a coffee person or tea *whispering* or beer

Marbilou:I like drinking coffee but i prefer tea *whisper* and no i dont drink beer
Lycan:*burps*

Agiori: Favorite tea? *opens a beer can*

Marbilou:Any
Dozer:*looks at agiori weirdly*

Agiori: ok just say EBKENNTA SIMINAMOR

Marbilou:EBKENTA SIMINAMOR?
Dozer:?
Lycan:?

*someone appears and falls on to agiori*
Agiori: hi there
???: >:)

Marbilou:Holy sh!t! who is that
Dozer:*growls at them*
Lycan:O_O

???: Heres your tea i guess
Agiori: thanks bro

Marbilou:You know each others?
Dozer:*bite the demon*

???: OWWWW GOD OUCH
Agiori: *levitates dover to marbilous hands*

Marbilou:*falls because Dozer is too heavy*
Dozer:*pants*

marbilou u still alive?

(yes)

Agiori: oops >:)
???: *screaming*

Marbilou:Oh sh!t im sorry for him!

Agiori: Yeah its ok were just-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Marbilou:O_O

Agiori: *patiently waits for screaming to stop* siblings.
???: *falls over face first*

Maarbilou:woah he does all of this just because of a dog bite
Lycan:*walks toward ???*

???: ouch yeah he bit me so hard im bleeding. not everyday you see a god bleeding.
Agiori: ouch

Marbilou:Ah..... BAD BOY DOZER BAD!
Dozer:*whine*

???: ima go home and take a nap.
Agiori: Ok bye Ignis thanks for the tea! Now that thats sorted out, theres something i need to tell you.

Marbilou:Yes what is it?

Agiori: I think that there is a bo-
*loud explosion*

Marbilou:O_O
Dozer:*protecc*
Lycan:*protecc*

Agiori: *casts a ice shield*HODTER
Ignis: *appears* JENKHO
*Ignis and Agiori fuse together*

Marbilou:O_O
WTF-

Agiori X: Stay back!

Marbilou:Ok *stay back*

*the explosion stops*
*agiori and ignis defuse and pass out*

Marbilou:Oh sh!t AGORI ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!?
Dozer & Lycan:O_O

*no response* *agioris jacket was thrown off in the blast, causing her power to weaken*

Marbilou:COME ON RESPOND TO ME
Lycan&Dozer:*licks her face*

*absolutely no response*

Marbilou:OH NO OH NO *tries to wake up ignis too*

*both seem like they fainted

Dozer&Lycan:*put both Iginis and Agiori on the bed*

*agiori seems hard to pick up*

Dozer:*he picks her up with ez for some reason after Lycan struggled for that*

*a person appears next to the bed*
???: so igni- *walks back through portal*

Marbilou:What the-

Ignis: *twitches slightly*

Marbilou:welp i guess i can only wait for them to wake up

(4 hpurs later)
Ignis: eeeehhhh

*you could hear marb playing Sonic colors in the living roo*

Dozer:*looks at Ignis*

Ignis: What happened?
Agiori *twitches*

Marbilou:*arrives* Oh you woke up, you've been like this for 4 hours

(she did not wake up her arm just moved a bit)

(i was talking about ignis)

o ok

Ignis: Wow, ive been out.

Marbilou:yeah, you okay?

Ignis: Apart from the hole right through my chest, yeah!

Marbilou:Ah....
Dozer:*put a plastic cup in the hole*

Ignis: thanks dozer.
*someone runs outside marbs house*

Dozer:*go chase them*
Marbilou:Huh?

Ignis: No way! How did she find us?

Marbilou:Who found you?

Ignis: My wife.

Marbilou:You have a WIFE?
Dozer:*jump on the one leaving the house*

*distant screaming*
Ignis: Yeah.

Marbilou:DOZER NO-
Dozer:*bite*

???: IGNISSSSSSSSS
Ignis: *sigh* crap

Marbilou:*gulp* guess its maybe my fault that i didnt told dozer to come back

Ignis: brb
*in the distance*
AAAAAAAAAA
how did you get here
AAAAAAAAAAA
go home
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Marbilou:DOZER HEEL
Dozer:*stop biting and comes back*

Ignis: No way! How did she find me?

*ignis comes back*
Shes ok, just she will need a shopping trip. You would not want to see what i saw.

Marbilou:Ah... ok
Dozer:*proud of himself*

*someone falls on Ignis*
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???: Splat!

Marbilou:?
Dozer:*growls*
Lycan:*sleeping*

???: Ignis you good
Ignis: my child w h y

Marbilou:Ouch that must hurt!

Ignis: Yeah. Getting tbagged out of nowhere is no joke.

Marbilou:Thats a bit toxic
Dozer:*Tbag*

???: *sits down next to ignis*
Ignis: *akward face*

Dozer:*looks at them*

???: so ignis whos this guy and the dogs that shredded elkhaine
Ignis: This is Marbilou and these guys are dover and lycan
Agiori: *twitches*

Marbilou:....
Lycan:*sleeps next to Agiori*

???: OH JESUS WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?
Ignis: so we had to fuse and her jacket needs to me chilled before she can wake up.

Dozer:*farts*

Ignis: *dying of laughter*

Dozer:*confused barking*
Marbilou:pffft

Agiori: *twitches twice*

Marbilou:she doesnt stop twitching

Ignis: is kinda strange.

Marbilou:yeah thats st-
Lycan:*farts loudly*

Ignis: *fell over from laughter*

Marbilou:this is funny

???: here ignis lemme help
Ignis: ◇○□

Marbilou:?

Agiori: *turns her head*

Lycan:*looks at her dead in the eyes*

Agiori: h-hi l-ly-lycan.

Lycan:*licks even tho he smell bad from his mouth*

Agiori: why is eya here?
???: *shrugs*

Marbilou:idk why
Lycan:*pants*

Agiori: Ignis you should know why your child is here.
Ignis: *shrugs*
???: *shrugs*

Marbilou:wait thats your child ignis??

Ignis: *smiles akwardly*

Marbilou:Welp guess thats cool, i mea-
Dozer:*burps loudly*
Marbilou:Holy sh!t- *falls* dozer dont burp behind me

???: ignis did you bring any dr-
Ignis: no.

Marbilou:....
Dozer&Lycan:*looks at them, confused*

???: *sits patiently*
Ignis: fiiine. ONE vodka

Marbilou:Wait WHAT?!?
both dogs:O_O

???: :D
Ignis: *face of regret*
Agiori: *face of fear*

Marbilou:*face of confusion*
Dozer:*face of wanting ice cream*
Lycan:*face of tired*

???, drunk af: *falls over*

Dozer:*picks them up and put them in the trash bin*
Marbilou:._.

???: the acoustics in here are amazing!
Ignis: ok get you and you drunk tits out of the trash can.

Dozer:*feels proud of himself*
Marbilou:*facepalm*

???: *falls even deeper into the can*
Ignis: *sigh* Get out now, Eyarene.

Dozer:*pulls them out but holds them by their clothes*

Ignis: ok thanks dozer ill take the rest. We dont want her to be too knocked out.
Eyarene: *looks as high as a kite*

Dozer:*drops them*

Ignis: *sigh* *picks up eyarene and plops her on a chair*
Agiori: hey ignis i know this is outlandish but-
Ignis: fiiiiiiiine.

Marbilou:....
Lycan:*confused barking*

Ignis: Lycan, Dover, sorround agiori soon ok?
Agiori: hehehehe *pulls out the biggest f-ing bottle of vodka you've ever seen*

Lycan&Dozer:*barks*
Marbilou:uh yes they will

Agiori: *chugs the whole thing*
Ignis: :O

Lycan:*takes the bottle and put it in the trash*

Agiori: *instantly collapses*

Lycan:*looks at her dead in the eyes*

Agiori: hi lycan :3
Ignis: never thought id see my only alive sibling tying to seduce a dog.

Lycan: :3

Ignis: holy crap it worked

Marbilou:._.
Lycan:*bite her hand softly*

Ignis: oh god lycan stop your tempting her

Lycan:*farts loudly*

Agiori: *smug expression*
Ignis: No. Dont say it.

Lycan:*smug expression*

Agiori: thats kinda sexy...
Ignis: FOR THE LOVE OF ERES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Lycan:*looks at her confused*

Ignis: *his mental health is deteriating fast*
Agiori: hey there hot stuff
Eyarene: *facepalms but misses cuz she drunk*

Marbilou:*facepalm*
Dozer:*spit fire at Agiori's butt*
Marbilou:DOZER NO-

Agiori: oh that felt good do it again
Ignis: *leaves the room*

Marbilou:*also leaves the room*
Dozer:*same*

Ignis: So you got any multiplayer vgs?
*distant noises*

Marbilou:Yeah i have Mario kart, Mario stikers, Sonic and sega all star racing transformed, Super monkey ball, GTA san andreas

Ignis: GTA sounds good
*more noises*

Marbilou:what's all that noise

Ignis: lemme go check

Marbilou:ok i'll boot up the game *he plug his ps2 in and put the GTA SA disc in it*

Ignis: *comes back with a traumatized face* ive seen some crap.

Marbilou:she did something with lycan didnt she?

Ignis: If you value your eyes then dont go out there.

Marbilou:LYCAN COME HERE BOY! I MADE YOUR FAVORITE FOOD!
Lycan:*eventually get out of the room*

Ignis: Umm, Marbilou?

Marbilou:Yes?

Ignis: Lycan is uhhh, neutered, right?

Marbilou:Uh no wh- oh no

Ignis: Just stay here. Time will pass. Everything is ok. Everything is ok. Nothing is ok. Nothing is ok.

Marbilou:*faint*

Agiori: ohh ignis!
Ignis: *contemplating on what to do*
Oh Marb you ok? *tries cpr*

Marbilou:*unconcious*

Ignis: KÆÞŘƏ!

Marbilou:*wakes up*

*Ignis isnt there and there is a postit that says stay here on the door*

Marbilou:Oh....