POV: You wake up next to her in your bed, she is still asleep. No romance, erp you sicko, military, op, or killing her.

???: .....AAAAAAAAAAAAH WHO ARE YOU

Who are you?

???: I dont remember. Last thing i remember is drinking loooots of beer

Same here. I just woke up. What is this?

???: I dont know. Wait. Wheres my Jacket?

Why are you in my bed?

???: I have no clue. Just went to a party and this is what i get?

*Mal would legit jump out of the bed*

Agiori: THEN HOW DO YOU TALK

Avlitius: "I have no idea."

Agiori: Is it a medical condition? Have you or your parents ever been exposed to rediation from the Kaljimma Mountain incident?

Avlitius: "My parents died when i was 2."

huh

(it is canonical that his parents died when he was 2)

got it

Agiori: Well then. Is mal ok or is he just dead *opens beer can*

*Mal has already left the room*

Agiori: *too drunk to even notice*

*Avlitius goes back to sleep*

Agiori: guess ill stay on the couch.

...

Agiori: *writing down* Project X..... Links into Project ◇, which links to........
???: H E L L O A V L I T I U S

*Avlitius is still asleep*

Agiori: AVLITIUS!!! WATCH OUT!!!

*Avlitius wakes up*

Agiori: *does a kickflip above avlitius*
Watch Out!!!
???: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Avlitius: "What?"

Agiori: *falls down headfirst and goes unconscious*

Avlitius: "What's going on?"

*??? appeared again*
???: wtf happened here? why is my sister unconscious?

Avlitius: "I don't know."

???: Any ..........athletic stunts?

Avlitius: "A kickflip."

???: ...........hope you didnt see this......
oh btw im Ignis god of fire and lead general of the ravencrack isles

Avlitius: "Okay... Can i go back to sleep now?"

Ignis: Yeah but if she stays unconscious when you wake up say:
EKRAHN MIZKIT JCHE TULNEHTYK

*Avlitius goes back to sleep*

*18 hours later

*Avlitius wakes up*

Sollon: You kickflipped.
Agiori: :o

...

Agiori: Well, at least i was revived.

...

Agiori: so ummm i still want to know why i was in mals bed

Avlitius: "I don't know why."

???: It was me.

*Mal doesn't want to accept that as a fact, but stays silent about it*

Agiori, Bizik, Sollon, And Ignis: WHO ARE YOU? WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
???: We did it for the sake of ○●●●○○○●●●●●●○●○○○●●●●○○○○○○●●●●

...

???: You know how to drive?

Avlitius: "No."

???: ok then ill drive. get in the car and bring Agiori ok

Avlitius: "I have to have Mal with me."

???: Oh god ok you guys get back seats cuz ummmmm Agiori is uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 'special'

Avlitius: "Okay..."

???: *drives off a cliff*

Avlitius: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??!?!?!?!"

???: TRUST ME!!! *car teleports to a island*

Avlitius: "What the..."

???: yeah me too and this fellow right diggity dog here has a broken arm and a concussion from falling down the stairs after a quick screamoff when he woke me up from for some reason HIS bed

Avlitius: "He's sensitive."

???: i can see that. Whats his name? I could get a healer here

Avlitius: "His name is Mal."

???: Im Agiori, god of .......ice? anyways my b- *another person appears and falls on Agiori*

Avlitius: "Uuuuuuuuuuuh..."

???: god..... well im here what do you need Agiori?

...

Agiori: Thats mal. Heal him.
???: okie dokie *heals*

*Mal's arm isn't broken anymore*

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*Mal is scared*

Dahl Kirrn: □■□■□■□■
GatheringBlue: ○●○●○●○●

Ignis: JESUS HOW IS SHE WORSE THAN BEFORE
Bizik: Dont know ignis. Dont know.

...

Ignis: CALL MARA AND ELKHAINE NOW!!!
Bizik: yessir
???: got it
Ignis: oh hey mal hey avlitius medium time no see

...

*7 days after agiori arrived and mal and avlitius get bach home*

Mal: "I don't understand what just happened."

???: Dont blame you. The names Sollon.

Avlitius: "Life is weird."

Sollon: Wait. Call Bizik, would you?

Avlitius: "I don't have a phone."

???: ok bye losers *vanishes*
Agiori: Mal you ok? you broke your arm

*Mal is asleep*

Agiori: so who are you

Avlitius: "I'm Avlitius. I'm planning on getting a helmet so that i don't have to paint my head black whenever i go outside."

Agiori: ok so do you drink?

Avlitius: "I can't drink."

Agiori: Under 21 or somethin?

Avlitius: "I'm 329 years old."

Agiori: Then why cant you drink?
Im over 79000 years old

Avlitius: "I lack a mouth."

*Agiori just looks more dead, her jacket fell off and her shirt has a hole through the back*

Avlitius: "EKRAHN MIZKIT JCHE TULNEHTYK"

*someone appears* Whomst has summoned me

Avlitius: "I did..."

○□◇: what do you need, avlitius?

*Avlitius points at Agiori*
Avlitius: "Somebody named Ignis told me to say those words if she was still unconscious when i woke up."

Bizik Reninheimer: Agiori....... *whispering to himself* shes kinda hot.... Oh anyways yeah now i need you to say
EBELNEKK RONNKIALLINTO PYRINX

Avlitius: "EBELNEKK RONNKIALLINTO PYRINX"

???: Hey avlitius. Agiori fell again right?

Avlitius: "Yeah..."

Sollon: then say
ETKHE JXIMNKR

Avlitius: "ETKHE JXIMNKR"

Bizik: AAAAHHHH oh wait its you so like agiori might be- *agiori appears and falls on bizik*

...

Agiori: Hey Mal!

Mal: "What?"

Agiori: Remember me?

Mal: "Yeah."

Agiori: alright. God how did i die again

Mal: "Wait, what..."

???: *rushes down the stairs* Are you ok?

*Mal starts sliding across the floor*

???: *runs after* wtf this house kills

*Mal slides through a door, into Avlitius' room*

???: oh hi *runs after mal*

*Avlitius wakes up, and Mal is too tired to keep going*

???: god this is akward

Avlitius: "OH SH!T!! A DEMON!!!!"

???: actually im a god so

Avlitius: "We just want to sleep!"

???: eeh.... AAAAAAAAAH WHERE AM I

Mal: "WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?!?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!?!? WHAT ARE YOUR MOTIVES?!???!?!!!"

???: I DONT KNOW WHY IM HERE!?!?!? Wait. Oooooooh.

*Mal runs over to the door*

???: *??? passes out*

*Mal opens the door and runs to the stairs*

???: Im confused. wait who was that

*Mal left the door open*
*Mal falls down the stairs*

???: God that had to hurt. oh wait im a god

*Mal broke his arm*