shouldve eaten his toes to assert dominance

Chad

Im pretty sure if you did you would get EVERY SINGLE DISESE EVER

yee

but if you survive you will become EVEN stronger

gets BIG knive out of back pocket and slowly stabs his feet.

I'd just lean on them with my elbow digging into it and their feet will become crushed every time they struggle

MMMMMM snacks for the ride

those feet are CRUSTY