Audidu

*in*

Soul: rondu but r e d

Audidu: No, I auditor

Look at my previous username I dare you

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Goompa: helo

Audidu: helo

Goompa: goompa

Audidu: Audidu.

Goompa: goompa

Audidu: No. *stomp*

Goompa: *survives because of the power of drip*

Audidu: Chiiiillllll

Fon: "IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!?!?!?!"

Audidu; *tried to go as fast as he can*

*Audidu is going slightly faster than Smol Necromancer*

Audidu: *tries to catch them*

*it works*

Audidu: WHY DID YOU DO THA T?!

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Audidu: ANSWER!

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Audidu: NOW

*Smol Necromancer slowly flips off Fon*

Audidu: Huh?

*Fon starts running away*

Audidu: *floats after* Wait! Come back!

*Fon keeps running away*

Audidu: *he summons a force field around Fon*

Fon: "I DON'T WANT TO DISINTEGRATE AGAIN!!!!"

Audidu: Eh? What do you mean?

Fon: "I already died once..."

Audidu: Chiiiiilllll

*Fon isn't chiiiiiillllling*

Audidu: W-WHAT THE?!?!

*Fon covers the hole with his hands*

Audidu: W-WHAT SHOULD I DO...?!?!

*Fon uses the bloody oil to spell out a sentence on the ground*
"JUST GET A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING!!!"

Audidu: I-I-I...

*Fon writes another sentence*
"I got an extra screen for myself, but i forgot to pick it up. It's somewhere in the near south."

Audidu: OKAY, I'LL GO GET IT. *runs off*

*there's a small metal box on the ground with "||FON SCREEN||" written on it*

Audidu: *picks it up and runs back*

*Fon is laying on the ground*

Audidu: Why?

Fon: "There's no reason, it's just that i can't leave."

Audidu: Oh.

Fon: 6g7d3j.gif (click to show)

(Lol)
Audidu: *sighs* I understand.

*Fon slams his head on the ground too hard and his entire screen breaks*

Audidu: !!!

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Audidu: Uhh...

*bloody oil starts spilling out of the large hole where his screen should be*

Audidu: *ANSWER ME

*Smol Necromancer tries to fly away*

Audidu: NO. *holds them tighter*

*Smol Necromancer slaps Audidu*

Audidu: *scratches Smol Necromancer*

*Smol Necromancer stabs Audidu with his sword*

Audidu: *screeches*

*regular Necromancer hears what's going on and flies over*

Audidu: *clutches his torso*

*every single Conehead and Necromancer variant appears over the horizon*

Audidu: Anyways, why are you running? I wasn't gonna hurt you.

Fon: "THE COLORS RED AND BLACK REMIND ME OF THE THINGS I SEE AT NIGHT!!! DARKNESS AND PILES OF BLOODY CORPSES!!!"

Audidu: Oh, I'm just Auditor mixed with Rondu, anyways, I won't hurt you.

*Fon is mentally dead already*

Audidu: So. *he makes the force field disappear*

*Fon lays down on the ground and starts rolling away, pretending to be a rock*

Audidu: *follows*

*Fon's screen cracks every time his face touches the ground*

Audidu: *he watches*

*oil mixed with blood is pouring out of a hole in Fon's arm*

Audidu: I-I got it...w-what do I d-do...?!?!

*there's a set of instructions also written on the box*

Audidu: *Looks at them*

1. Hit box to open
2. Carefully take screen out
3. Remove bubble wrap
4. Insert screen into hole
5. You is done!

Audidu: *hits the box, carefully takes out the screen, removed the wrap, gently puts the screen in*

*the screen is locked into Fon's head now*

Audidu: *sighs*

*Fon.exe loads and starts up, and Fon stands up*

Audidu: ...

Fon: "That was... horrifying, to say the least."
*Simple Sight is playing in the background*

Audidu: *screeches again

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Audidu: AAAGGGGHHHH

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Audidu: *hisses*

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Audidu: Agh.

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Audidu: *wraps bandages on their arm* Sorry, dunno what else to do.

*the mixture of blood and oil goes straight through the bandages*

Audidu: Hmmm. *finds some metal scrap* Wil this work?

Fon: "No, no, the bloody oil is forever."

Audidu: What does that mean...?

Fon: "I don't know..."

Audidu: Agh.

Fon: "I honestly wish i were stuck somewhere else."

Audidu: Ah...

Fon: "I have to stay in Nevada."

Audidu: Yeah...

*Smol Necromancer appears over the horizon*

Audidu: Hmm?

*Smol Necromancer starts flying towards Fon*

Audidu: ?!

*Smol Necromancer starts going faster*

Audidu: HEH?!?!

*Smol Necromancer passes them, while purposely cutting Fon's arm off*

Audidu: HEY! *chases them*

*Smol Necromancer flies away*