Joke RP!! No ERP you sickos, no military OC's bc no, don't kill them.

Elias: get real

marionette: *eats your hand* Nom

Elias: e

Null: *goofy ahh running away sounds*

Marionette: *eats Null's foot* nom

*Null experiences -1 gravity and starts falling upwards*

marionette: *still on his foot, starts floating*

*Null accelerates to one fourth the speed of light*

marionette: *holds on for dear life*

*Null accelerates to 15/16 the speed of light*

marionette: *screaming*

*Null accelerates to 25x the speed of light*

marionette: *crying and holding on for dear life*

Null: "YEAH B O I I I I I I I I I I I"
* https://youtu.be/O-MQC_G9jTU is playing*

marionette: *singing this https://youtu.be/YLRVGrY5lC8*

*Null's leg detaches from his body*

marionette: *hugging null*

*Null slaps Marionette*

Marionette: >:( *c o n s u m e s n u l l*

*Null teleports away*

marionette: ...?

*Null clones himself 143738473 times*

Marionette: >:O *portals to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria*

*389 of Null's clones appear there*

Toy Bonnie: Doo doo doo... WHAT THE FRICK?!
Marionette: ._.

*about half of them are inside*

marionette: please leave
Evelyn(my fnaf oc): ...

*74 of the Null clones are having seizures*

marionette: wtf-

*the majority of the Null clones disappear, leaving only 7*

toy freddy: ... imma go play fortnite

Null 3: "Okay."

marionette: : )

*the Null clones are looking around*

Michael: *terrified*

*one of the Null clones stares at Michael*

Micheal: *crying* go away please, you're not an animatronic...

Null 2: "What's an animatronic?"

michael: robot that looks like an animal.

Null 2: "Oh."

michael: come 'ere *goes to the fnaf wiki and shows null 2 what fnaf animatronics do*

*Null 2 dies*

michael: please dont kill me-

Null 4: "He's dead."

Micheal: *to null 4* dont kill me ;-; I enjoy breathing

Null 4: "We won't. Like, we don't care if you're trying to kill us or anything. We're almost completely passive."

michael: ... thank you

Null 4: "No problem."

marionette: peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter, peanutbutter

...

marionette: i see things IS THAT A MUSHROOM WITH EYES?!
michael: ... they're on crack-

Null 6: "i also see things THERE'S A TOAD MISSILE!!!!!!!!!"

marionette: omg its a huge eye *points to the vent*

*Null 6 runs over to the vent and starts punching it*

Toy Bonnie in the vent: *screaming and crawling away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

*Null 6 points at Null 7*
Null 6: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AN MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!"

Marionette: spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti.

*Null 6 turns into a nuclear bomb*

marionette: OMG IT'S JESUS

Null 3: "Don't touch it."

Marionette: *runs away and goes into the box*

Null 4: "abracadabra, motherf**kers"
*the nuclear bomb turns into a steel potato*