Translation: 52 booming reports on bombs in the hands of 2 crying Christians and Jews for their gratefulness to the sun. The flag of the Jews was found blown to smithereens, with a cross in the middle of it all, the sun shining down on it. Most were sad about the flag, while others celebrated during this holiday weather. This just in, police have found 5 flags with a skull & crossbones. 2 bodies were found at the site. The sun wasn't visible either.In other news, 2 racing flags slapped an ungrateful Jew. That's right, 2 racing flags. Getting back to the site of the pirate flags, 2 of the officers agreed to look down at one of the bodies and slap it into the sky.