This is a deltarune roleplay if you don't know deltarune get out

* It’s Berdly. Looks like he’s searching for Queen again *
ᕯ “Oh my luxurious Queen!!! I’ve found something you would adore!”

* He’s holding a game console. *

Faze: Hiya!

???: "//hello. who are you?"

Faze: I'm Faze, the... *looks at robo hand* ...cyborg, i guess.

Urlo: "//im urlo. hey, could you help me find my friend? hes usually in this dumpster here, but ive looked everywhere and he cant be found, so..."

Faze: Yeah, I'll help you.

Urlo: "//thanks, i really appreciate this."
[Urlo teleports the both of you to a different alleyway in the City.]
"//you look around, ill look in the dumpster because hes usually hanging out in the dumpsters."
[They open the dumpster]
"//dang. not here either. where the absolute hell is he?"
(Btw, Urlo represents URLs(links) hence their name so they can pretty much teleport anywhere in Cyber World)

(Makes sense) Faze: Hold on. Is that a pillow in a dumpster??

Urlo: "//huh, hes been here."

Faze: Hmm. Perchance are you looking for that manbaby, Spamton?

Urlo: "//yeah actually, hes my friend and hes been missin-"
"//oh no. he went to that damn basement didn't he."

Faze: That does not sound like a good sign

Urlo: "//that robot is gonna be the DEATH of him."
[Urlo teleports you both to the basement.]

Faze: Why are there 3... tracks on the floor? They just stop at the wall.

[Urlo hears familiar laughing]
"//oh god no."
[They look forward and see Spamton NEO fighting the Lightners]
"//good lord, he really went too far."
"//SPAMTON, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
[The battle temporarily stops.]
Spamton NEO: "AHEHEAHA! G4INING MY CHANCE AT [[Sweet Freedom]]!"
Urlo: "//well, you're going too far with that."

Faze: Cheesus Crust. *sees the wires* YOU THREE! TRY CUTTING THE WIRES!

[The Lightners nod.]
Urlo: "//what if that kills him, though.."

Faze: Won't he like... turn into an object or something? That happened to a friend of mine...

Urlo: "//...huh."

Faze: Wait since when were we on roller coasters as well.
The lightners are the same distance away.

Urlo: "//oh crap i didnt realize we were on roller coasters"

Faze: *panicked* What now??

Urlo: "/i don't know?! i dont have a soul!"

hoi

Eclipse (lightner): Hey?

Urlo: "//you okay? i probably should have warned you that that was coming, sorry."

Eclipse: Yeah you should've... so what were you saying?

Urlo: "//do you think you can look at that side of the alley, and ill look at this side?"

Eclipse: alright

*You both look around, but find nothing*
Urlo: "/huh. that was... the last alleyway. what if he's..."
*Urlo is silent for a moment.*
Urlo: "//GO***AMNIT DONT TELL ME HE'S IN TH4T- THAT BAS3MENT AGAIN, TRYING 7O BEC0ME, 1N HIS WORDS, A 'GOD'"
*They mutter*
"/i specifically told spamton i know something bad would happen if h3 went down there again. the swatchlings c0uld c4tch him and report him to queen- anything could happen!"

Eclipse: ...pardon me, but did you say "become a god"?

Urlo: "//uhhh- w3ll, thats his words. i dont think he re4lly becomes a god, he just- has really high d3fense and cant be killed very easily? but i have no idea how he got there 1n the first place, he- its that blue ligh7ner, whats-their-name, kris, isnt it? they helped him, i think."
*their voice goes slightly static*
"/i told him not to, i warned him about the bad things that would happen, but he just did it anyway..."
*their voice returns to normal*
"//we g0tta stop h1m."

Eclipse: wait wait wait. Kris was here? The goat lady's kid?

Urlo: "//uhhhh, yeah...?"

Eclipse: Where were they last?

Urlo: "//i last saw them a few hours ago, but i suspect they are in queens basement now."

Eclipse: isn't that where you said your friend is?

Urlo: "//yeah, and i have a feeling thats where the lightner is too."

Eclipse: I say we check it out

Urlo: "/okay. l3ts go. this time, i w4rn you that im teleporting somewhere."
*Urlo teleports the both of you to a dark area in Queens mansion, and a strange laugh echoes throughout the room. Up ahead are Kris, Susie, Ralsei, and in front of them is an odd-looking puppet-robot-thing wearing pink and yellow glasses that seem to glow. He is also hanging by green strings.*
Urlo: "/0h n0. 0hhhh, n0n0n0n0n0, th1s c4nt b3 h4pp3n1ng"
*They yell at the robot*
"//SP4MT0N, WH47 7H3 A8S0LU73 H3LL 4R3 Y0U D01NG?!?! Y0UR3 N0T 1N Y0UR R1GHT M1ND! ST0P!"
*The robot-puppet, presumably Spamton, looks at them in shock.*
Spamton: "URLO! PLEASE [Exit the site]! I AM GAINING MY [Freedom]!"

*Eclipse stares at Spamton, Urlo, Ralsei, Kris and Susie in that order, then sighes*
Eclipse: I need a drink. I'm legally allowed to drink and I need one

Urlo: "//0k4y... by3...???"
Spamton: "URLO... I TOLD YOU TO [Make like a tree and leaf]!! LIST3N TO YOUR [Old pal] SPAMTON!"
Urlo: "/y0u d1dn7 l1st3n 70 M3 1n 7h3 f1rs7 pl4c3!!! Y0U 7H0UGH7 G3771NG 7H3 R0B07 W0ULD S0LV3 Y0UR PR0BL3MS, M4K3 Y0U A B1GSH07! 4nd 4s much 4s 1 kn0w y0u w4n7 y0ur fr33d0m 4nd 7h3 b3s7 f0r y0u, 1 jus7- d0n7 w4n7 4ny0n3 70 d13. 7h1s s33ms l1k3 0n3 0f 7h0s3 s17u4t10ns wh3r3 s0m30n3 w1ll d13 1f 7h3y 4r3n7 c4r3ful, 4nd... 17 c0uld b3 y0u 0R 7h3 l1gh7n3rs. y0u c0uld 0bv10usly pr0b4bly k1ll 7h3 l1gh7n3rs, bu7 y0u c0uld 0v3r3st1m4t3 y0urs3lf. 1 und3rs74nd w4nt1ng to br3ak s7r1ngs. but s0m3t1m3s... it isn't worth it. puppet leads to puppeteer. breaking your own strings could lead you to control someone else against their will."
Spamton: "P3RHAPS YOU'Re [Correct option]. NOW SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THE [F... FIFTY PERCENT OFF]ING ROBOT!!"

Eclipse: *turns to Kris' party* did you understand any of that?

Susie: "uhhh, urlo doesn't want anyone to die, is worried that spamton will overestimate himself, and now spamton wants to get out of the robot. i mean, why make that choice if you're gonna regret it later... not like regretting something ever stopped me."

Eclipse: oh. also thank you..?

???: "/and who exactly are you?"

Eclipse: Name's Eclipse. Somehow ended up here from the library, like cmon, I need to study for my upcoming paper

Urlo: //im urlo. hey, could you help me find my friend?
*they look at the nearby dumpster*
hes usually in this dumpster here, but ive looked everywhere and he cant be found, so...

Eclipse: Alright Urlo, say... why's your friend in the dumpster?

Urlo: "//he made it big, got a luxurious spot in queens mansion in 1997, but when his sales went down the drain, he was kicked out and pretty much had nowhere to go. ive tried to help him out with THAT, but he always stubbornly refused."

Eclipse: that's... kind of sad

Urlo: "/yeah, and now hes missing... i hope nothing bad happened to him."

Eclipse: May i offer my assistance then?

Urlo: "//yes, and thank you."
*Urlo teleports you both to a different alleyway*
"/do you think you can look at that side of the alley, and ill look at this side?"

*Eclipse is disoriented from the teleportation*
Eclipse: The- wha- huh?