Including plasma

I sexually identify as a nuclear weapon. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of razing cities and ruining lives. People tell me that being a nuke is impossible and that I'm delusional but I don't care, those guys are useless. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a plutonium core to me and then I can finally fully be a nuke. From now on everyone should respect my right to be a nuclear bomb and my right to stay that way; protecting my right of freedom. If you can't accept me you are a nucleophobe and should check your life privilege, f**king cis straight white male scum. For those who do accept me as a nuclear weapon, thanks for understanding.

(ik this is a copypasta)
Listen up, you pathetic fatherless delusional simple-minded moron. I don't care if you "identify" as such a stupid thing like that, but I hope you understand that you were born into the gender that you are meant to be. If God wanted you to be a nuclear weapon, then damnit, he would've made you a nuclear weapon. Now f**k off.