?????: The Vex Have Claimed The Holy Spring As Theirs. Who Shall Daare Stop Us?

Sky: we do!

Warlock: Of course, I am. I can do this all day. *grabs his Riskrunner Submachinegun and starts tearing through the Goblins*

?????? *summons Harpys*

Sky: *freezing as many as he can*

Warlock: Hey Sky,I just remembered the other 2 really bad Vex. Wyverns and Cyclopses. *Finishes off the goblins*

Sky: *freezing vexes*

??????? You shall stop that nonsense now! *Summons 30 Minotaurs* (the big guy on the right in the picture)

Sky: never!

Warlock: *eyes widen behind hsi helemt and backs up*

Sky: *freezing as many as he can*

*The Minotaurs keep walking and start shooting like nothing ever happened*

Warlock: We need to find head bearers!

Sky: got it! *flies up*

????? Then You shall d-d-die, braver than most.

Sky: you know I'm not ezra right

?????? It doesn't matter. * Teleports in several dozen Goblins* (regular infantry)

Sky: *shaking a lot* I'm I'm not scared!

?????? You seem sc-c-cared little one.

Sky: i-im not!

*runs in* Warlock: I'm here. *out of breath*

Sky: warlock!

Warlock: Yeah. I'm here. *still catching his breath*

??????? Hello-o-o Gaurdian.

Sky: you ready?

Warlock: They're like goblins except they shoot lasers out of thire heads!

Sky: there they are!

Warlock: I just need the head! And alot of em!

Sky: *freezes the head bearers and brings them all to you* you do it

Warlock: Okay. *chops their heads of and starts killing the Minotaurs*

Sky: I'll go protect the pool! *flies over*

Warlock: Okay

Warlock:

Vex shall suck on my glaive

(its like acid)

*calls in saint to pop a bubble*

*teleports Saint, Savathun, and Ikora away* My powers have doubled since we last met.

(Good. Twice the pride, double the fall)

(that's kind of the point but i have uno reverse card)

(Hehe)

( o ) _ ( o )

*Summons Network Cyclops*

*summons taniks as ally*

*summons Qodron's eye*

*brings SIVA back*

*teleports SIVA awway*

?????? Prepare to die. Gaurdian.

Wait
U THE VEX??!???

(no.) ?????? I am the leader of this army. *sends out several dozen Goblins*

Mobius quiver time

*summons Wyverns*

*fires wardcliff coil at them*

*summons Zydron, Gate Lord*

*calls in Ikora to use back-to-back supers bc she’s the only one that can*

(SHE CAN?!)

Nevr finished Splicer and im still wrking on Witch Queen

Oh ok well Google it and watch it

Bro so u remember that cutscene at the end of season if the splicer
And that moment in tWQ’s final mission

*summons The Gorgons and The Underlying Mind*

*gets Immaru to revive savathun*

Warlock: Okay, you get h somewhat low to the ground, then I'll freeze him got it?

Ok
*puts thorn away, gets thunderlord*

Warlock: You know I got both of those too, Banshee makes em. But I prefer this: *Pulls out Ace of Spades*

Ah the classic
Thunderlord is more of a melter tho

Warlock: Yeah. You know what I'm gonna give you cover from.those Goblins and Minotaurs with this: *Puts away Ace of Spades and grabs Sweet Business* It's crazy, it shoots like a machine gun, yet it's an auto rifle. *Opens fire*

It’s like the chaingun from doom 2016

Interesting. Now make him fly low.

Aight
*opens fire*

Argos: You cannot kill me!

*fires thunderlord

*Makes it rain Radiolarian Fluid*

What does that do again

NO

*You fall down to the core of Earth but instead of a hot core you find this guy:*

Aw shit

Warlock: Glad you decided drop in. Literally. You mind helping?

Aight sure

Warlock: He's too strong to take down and we can't contact reinforcements to help. My idea is to freeze him in Stasis. Got it?

*switches subclass*
Will shatterdive kill him?

Warlock: No.

Damn
Lemme get my thorn
The DoT will help

*Summons Harpy's to swarm around him*

Shoot it down

*fires wardcliff coil*
It’s almost dead!

Warlock: it has Holy Spring water in it's system. It can't die! * Breaks water pipe over it and freezes it with his super* There. The others are retreating. Drinks are on me at my cafe.

Aight

I'll have to check the ice every once in a while but he ain't goin anywhere anytime soon.

Just like Eramis

Yeah. Hehe

Have you completed shadowkeep and BL

Never got a chance to

https://imgflip.com/m/Crusader_Cafe

For both?

Ye

Oh
Both are good, but Shadowkeeps endings is so f**king anticlimactic

How

Do u want me to spoil?

Ye

So I the final mission as you approach the pyramid inside the moon sucks you in and your ghost get possessed; he rambled about how the light is mid
You fight the nightmares of Ghaul, the Fanatic, and Crota and then pick up an articfact
Then the ending cutscene plays (watch it urself) and the campaign ends

Okay

Yeah
It’s kinda bad

Ye