I was gonna do that. when i was little I thought your girlfriend was your bff that was a girl. But my "gf" decided to kiss me in class while we were learning the story of creation and we got yelled at bc we were being "inappropriate". but you already said that so ill do something else. one time I met my friend's mom for the first time and I was like "I'm gonna collect data on people so I know them better" and the first thing I ever said to her was "how much do you weigh?". idk I was a stupid kid