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Winter: AHH IVE BEEN KIDNAPPED. STRANGER DANGER

Mj: *moonwalks*

Winter: what thE F*CK

And……. He’s dead again

Michael: *moonwalks into room* You will serve nicely for my plan, hee.

Winter: F*CK OFF
*If MJ was listening closely, he could have heard a soft shout of "language winter!"*

MJ: *pulls out the nine*

Winter: ???

Mj: A HEE HEE *shoots nine*

Winter: no you can't do that. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE AAAA
*magical rainbow homicide laser appears and disintegrates the bullet and gun*

MJ: Hmm... A smooth criminal!

Winter: WHAT

Mj: *turns into original 80's michael*

WInter: HUH?

Ēthæn Ænderson: LET ME OUT OF HERE!

Michael: No can do-hoo!

Ethan: now

MJ:*moonwalks over somewhere else*

Ethan: *Chases him with a machete* GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!

MJ: *Grabs machete and blows it up with MIND powers*

Ethan: *play The Devil Went Down to Georgia the Nickleback Cover on guiatar and sings*
The Devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind the way behind
And willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Pickin' a guitar and playin' it hot
The Devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "Boy, let me tell you what"
Well I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a guitar player, too
And if you'd care to take this dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you're a pretty damn good strummer
Boy, but give the Devil his due
I'll bet a guitar of gold against your soul
Who says I'm better than you
But the boy said
My name's Johnny, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
You're gonna regret, I'm the best there's ever been
The Devil opened up his case
And he said, "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he tuned his axe down low
And he pulled that pick
Across the strings and it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons all joined in
And it sounded just like this
When the Devil finished, Johnny said
Well you're pretty good, old son
Well sit your old ass in that chair right
There, let me show you how the f**k it's done
The Devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that gold guitar down
On the ground at Johnny's feet
And Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back"
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once
You son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been

Mj: *sings billie jean*
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean, I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round?
She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round
She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
For forty days and forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice, do think twice)
She told my baby we'd danced 'til three, then she looked at me
Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no)
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Just the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one
You know what you did, (she says he is my son) breaking my heart babe
She says I am the one
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover (don't Billie Jean)
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover

Ethan: *grabs gun and points it himself* I'll do it I swear I'll shoot myself

MJ: cool, but....

Ethan: *shoots himself and DIES*

Mj: *does the gritty on his grave*

Ethan: *isn't dead*