aight (cringe)
We was at Bull Run, in Virginia. This was gonna be the first battle of the reenactment. I ate a piece of beef jerky and marched up to the lines. I knew the Rebs won in real life, but I thought the Union could beat 'em up just as well here.
The balloons were fired. The first deaths. The first kills. It was mad excitin'. There was the furry kids fightin' for the Confederacy. I managed to shoot one of em. Unfortunately the Union was where all the gays were. Eventually, the South started firin' even more balloons than we had, and we ran back 'round. The South won that first battle, but we still had Antietam, Gettysburg, and Spotsylvania ahead.
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