joke rp!! you play as foxy, no erp you disgusting creature. no military oc's bc no.

(Can I be golden foxy? They are the same just different colors)

(i know)
chica: AHEM

Oh god-

chica: what are you doing... Foxy...? *death glare*

Eating food?

chica: *angry smile* what type...?

Meat?

chica: What.... animal....?

Turkey?

chica: =_= no it's MY F**KING *unaudible screeching*

Ohhhh I thought this was my reserve of turkey OK WHO SABATOUGED MY FOOD SUPPLYS!?

(they're in UCN btw)
minarinas: *sweating bullets*

HEY NIGHT GAURD TURN ON THE AC OR FAN OR IM GONNA KILL YA

night guard: *turns on ac, terrified*

Thank you

marionette: *climbs out of the box* shut up idiots
chica: shut up you're skinnier than a damn electron-
marionette: if you walked in front of the security monitor while a show was on I would miss a whole 2 seasons
chica: says the bitch whos always crying
marionette: ...

Dang

chica: i bet if i aim a fan at you, you would float away.

*grabs some popcorn and a seat*

marionette: you so stupid you- *looks at foxy* bitch gimme some of that shit *grabs some but it falls thru her fingers* ._.
chica: HAHAHA!!!

HeY iTs MiNe!

Marionette: *slaps chica*
chica: *dodges and dies laughing*
marionette: >:( I'll get vinnie on your ass-
bonnie, who was secretly watching: *whispering* oh shit vinnie-

OH HELL TO THE NO *he hides in the vents*

marionette: VINNIE
vinnie: what do you want? *looks at chica* .... hi

*hiding in the vents*

vinnie: foxy i can smell you, get out of the vents before you cause more health problems to the kids besides the pizza.

Fine please don't kill meh *he gets out* ;-;

vinnie: *headpats him*

.....

vinnie: what do you want smiler
marionette: .... i forgor-

Marionette was calling you on chica

Marionette: oh yea, so foxy was eat chicken in foxy's face and-
Vinnie: >:OOOOO

._."

vinnie: you BITCH *smacks him* *hugs chica* you good bestie?
(it's my headcanon, silence)
chica:^^

Hwhjagwjgwj *falls backwards* MaRiO yOu WeRe SuPpOsEd To TeLl HeR cHiCa RoAsTeD yOu NoT tHaT

vinnie: ... lmao loser
marionette: dont call me mario, my name is charlette. *looks at vinnie* >:(

WhY dO I FeEl LiKe I JuSt GoT hIt By A sChOoLbUs

vinnie: *laughing*

*insert dying foxy noises here* dragnoc: hello *steps on foxys face by accident* foxy: *noises get louder*

marionette and vinnie: *laughing-dying*

Dragnoc: *confused* foxy: *still making the noises*

SL Freddy: ... loud-

Foxy: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE

SL Freddy: no ^v^

YOU BASTARD!

SL Freddy: *flips him off cutely*

Far cry dragnoc: *loads ar-c* you just provoked war against a one man army

(you play as foxy.)

(that's it)

(Sorry) foxy: WHEN I GET UP IM GONNA KILL YOU!

chica: *shoving a broom down his throat*

TGHFGDGRHFGRT *throws some chicken in her mouth*

Chica: *spits it out*

*gets the broom out of his mouth* GOD. DAMN. IT!

chica: >:(

>=(

chica: *kicks his head*

*grabs her foot and trips her*

chica: *Uno reverse*

*stabs the uno reverse with his hook*

chica: >:( *totem of no u*

*stabs it with his hook like the card*

chica: ... time to go find the infinity gauntlet *walks off into storage*

Time to get my emergency infinity stones *walks to his cove*

chica: *comes back with 4 infinity gaulets, 2 on her hands and 2 on her feet*

*comes back covered head to toe in infinity stones*