Fisherman#1: Alright, we’re going fishing. Get the net
Fisherman#2: On it!
*Fisherman#2 gets the net, and Fisherman#1 prepares it to catch fish*
Fisherman#1: We’re ready! *drags the net from right to left*
Fisherman#2: Sir, the boat just tipped over. Today’s catch is definitely big
Fisherman#1: We’re going to have to reel the net together then. Grab this side of the handle with both hands, and I’ll grab the other side
*After 10 minutes of reeling, the net finally comes out of the water*
Fisherman#1: Wait, it was 478 and 572 this entire time?
Fisherman#2: Well in that case it would be better to drop the net
Cloud: Guys, wait! I’ve been searching for those two for a long time!
Fisherman#2: Hold on, who is this guy?
Cloud: Those two you caught are my rivals. And their names aren’t 478 and 572, their names are Sayori and Sephiroth!
Fisherman#1: Bring the net onto the boat and just wait and see what he does next
*Sayori and Sephiroth get up, as Fisherman#2 untangles them from the net*
Cloud: We meet again, Sephiroth. But this time, I’m here to free the ocean from your control
Sayori: This didn’t have to be with the three of us, did it?
Cloud: It doesn’t matter, Sayori. The wrath of you and Sephiroth ends now!
*Fischl, from a distance, aims her arrow at Cloud and shoots him into the ocean. She then jumps onto the boat and catches Cloud with the net. With Cloud still in the net, Fischl finds Rosalina and Sora as Sayori and Sephiroth jump back into the ocean*
Fischl: Hey! You two! Wanna see my freshest catch?
Sora: Huh?
Fischl, teasingly: Ta-dah! We’ve got dinner for tonight!
Rosalina: Fischl! What has Cloud ever done?
Fischl: He put himself in this situation when he jumped onto a fisherman’s boat just because the fishermen on the boat accidentally caught Sayori and Sephiroth. Just as Cloud was about to strike at Sayori, I shot him into the ocean and caught him myself with the same net!
Rosalina: Fischl, you can’t just prank Cloud like that! Can you imagine what you’re enabling Sayori and Sephiroth to do?
Fischl: Well yes, but it only happens because humanity wronged them
*Sora forcibly snatches the net from Fischl’s hand and frees Cloud*
Rosalina: Fine then. If we’ll have to do it this way, then we will have to kill you, kill Kashiko and capture Mythra, and then, kill Sayori and Sephiroth
*All three leave before Fischl could say anything else*
