No, no. He's got a point.

when girls ask me to describe your dick

I still see the full stop/period, so its not $129

If you are not being saracastic then the joke is the bannas is boneless.

I ain't being sarcastic, I'm serious

nah, i prefer mine with the bones

Ya, with a blood seeping out the side, honestly, just give me the tree and I'll shoot it myself.

I ate one that had bones in it one time. It was an awesome halloween gift

$129?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? wtf

*looks back at the picture* hmmmmmmmm- oh