Best pet ever

*scared goat noises*

It was a hard choice. But a man's gotta eat. Fresh meat.

I see a big improvement.
Steak is good

Nom nom nom

I'll miss her.
No. I'm just joking. Half of her is still in the freezer.

Connie from the promised neverland 😵

Very similar to the story about my dog

But cows have about 120 pounds more meat!