> HAVE AN AWESOME NAME, DESIGN AND VOICE
> HAVE THE COOLEST BATTLE THEMES
> HAVE THE BEST SWORDFIGHTING SKILLS IN THE UNIVERSE
> BE A FAMOUS HERO BELOVED BY ALL
> MEET LEGENDARY WARRIORS AND BECOME PART OF THEIR CLUB
> BE SO BROKEN AS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER YOU GET BANNED FROM TOURNAMENTS IN ONE GAME
> GET SHIPPED WITH TONS OF HOT WOMEN DESPITE BEING A BORB
> WIN A GRAMMY; BE LIKE META KNIGHT
