he has to go outside and touch *gulp* GRASS?!

My worse fear

I can relate, I found a shiny uh what's it called- bunnelby I think- anyway it's ugly asf but it's mine 😂

As a Pokémon go player with a family who all plays Pokémon go I can’t stress how relatable this is

Makes me think of the scene in Open Season with the Woo Hoo bar lol