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You wake up to find a man in golden armor staring at you. Wdyd?

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KidFanatic
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Sean: wut
Hellfire-071
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???: "You're awake!"
KidFanatic
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Sean: wut
Hellfire-071
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???: "Are you confused?"
KidFanatic
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Sean: English, please.
Hellfire-071
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???: "You're a perpetual!"
KidFanatic
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Sean: I don't speak whatever the f**k you're saying. I said english, please.
Hellfire-071
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???: "I an speaking English!"
KidFanatic
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Sean: ohok
Hellfire-071
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???: "People these days.. "
KidFanatic
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Sean: listen i sometimes go deaf when i wake up
Hellfire-071
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The Emperor: "As old as earth.. "
KidFanatic
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Sean: jokes on you i'm older than J0313-1806
Hellfire-071
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The Emperor: "I an the most powerful being ever to live..."
KidFanatic
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Sean: Third most powerful. You're behind Stalin and Xi Jinping.
Hellfire-071
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You start choking.
The Emperor: "I am father of all."
KidFanatic
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Sean: but i'm fatherless.
Hellfire-071
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The Emperor: "Untrue, you just don't have a father figure."
Hellfire-071
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???: "Ok..."
KidFanatic
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Sean: anyways i have 2 questions.
1. Where the f**k am i?
2. Why do i feel like i'm special?
Hellfire-071
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???: "You are in my palace, and you are a perpetual..."
KidFanatic
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Sean: dafuq is a perpetual? is it kinda like immortality but whenever i come back to life i become another person?
Hellfire-071
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???: "Exactly!"
KidFanatic
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Sean: so anyways who are you?
Hellfire-071
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???: "The Emperor of Mankind."
KidFanatic
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Sean: oh. so you're like, as old as humanity?
Hellfire-071
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The Emperor: "Older."
KidFanatic
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Sean: how old?
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "Uuuuuuuuuh..."
Hellfire-071
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???: "I was wondering when you'd wake up..."
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "What do you mean? I remember being at a sleepover with Shotts."
Hellfire-071
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???: "I know... In fact, I used me psyche to teleport you here."
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "Why?"
Hellfire-071
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???: "Well, it turns out you are a perpetual..."
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "How?"
Hellfire-071
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???: "Happens to every few people..."
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "Is my life on loop or something? Am i immortal?"
Hellfire-071
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???: "Sort of.. Every time you die, you're reborn as someone else."
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "Is it like that one Kurzgesagt video?"
Hellfire-071
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???: "Go back!"
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "I don't know WHERE I AM!!!"
Hellfire-071
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???: "Oh yeah." *touches you and you teleport back.*
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "Yay!"
Hellfire-071
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???: "I said sit." *He takes his helmet off, revealing long black hair*
Argh-O
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*Avlitius adjusts his helmet, revealing his 3rd eye*
Hellfire-071
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???: "Reborn as a mutant..."
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "No, i'm just an Anomaly."
Hellfire-071
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???: "All perpetuals are."
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "My helmet is stuck on my head."
Hellfire-071
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???: "Why?"
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "I don't know."
Hellfire-071
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???: "Getting too old for this..."
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "For some reason, liquids that enter my helmet never come out..."
Hellfire-071
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???: "Yeah, except you're not everyone..."
(Watch them too)
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "Ah. I get it."
Hellfire-071
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???: *glances over for a second*
Argh-O
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*Avlitius tries to stand up*
Hellfire-071
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You can
Argh-O
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*Avlitius stands up*
Hellfire-071
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???: "Sit down..."
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "Why?"
Hellfire-071
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???: "Because I said so..."
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "Nah."
Hellfire-071
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???: "Wh- Nevermind..."
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "But everything besides water disappears after a bit..."
Hellfire-071
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???: "That's not the weirdest thing I've heard."
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "The water will eventually fill the helmet completely, drowning me."
Hellfire-071
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???: "That's not good."
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "It isn't good at ALL."
Hellfire-071
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???: "One sec..."
Argh-O
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...
Hellfire-071
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???: "Sorry, telekinesis."
Argh-O
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Avlitius: "Okay. When can i go back to the sleepover?"
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