You wake up to find a man in golden armor staring at you. Wdyd?

Sean: wut

???: "You're awake!"

Sean: wut

???: "Are you confused?"

Sean: English, please.

???: "You're a perpetual!"

Sean: I don't speak whatever the f**k you're saying. I said english, please.

???: "I an speaking English!"

Sean: ohok

???: "People these days.. "

Sean: listen i sometimes go deaf when i wake up

The Emperor: "As old as earth.. "

Sean: jokes on you i'm older than J0313-1806

The Emperor: "I an the most powerful being ever to live..."

Sean: Third most powerful. You're behind Stalin and Xi Jinping.

You start choking.
The Emperor: "I am father of all."

Sean: but i'm fatherless.

The Emperor: "Untrue, you just don't have a father figure."

???: "Ok..."

Sean: anyways i have 2 questions.
1. Where the f**k am i?
2. Why do i feel like i'm special?

???: "You are in my palace, and you are a perpetual..."

Sean: dafuq is a perpetual? is it kinda like immortality but whenever i come back to life i become another person?

???: "Exactly!"

Sean: so anyways who are you?

???: "The Emperor of Mankind."

Sean: oh. so you're like, as old as humanity?

The Emperor: "Older."

Sean: how old?

Avlitius: "Uuuuuuuuuh..."

???: "I was wondering when you'd wake up..."

Avlitius: "What do you mean? I remember being at a sleepover with Shotts."

???: "I know... In fact, I used me psyche to teleport you here."

Avlitius: "Why?"

???: "Well, it turns out you are a perpetual..."

Avlitius: "How?"

???: "Happens to every few people..."

Avlitius: "Is my life on loop or something? Am i immortal?"

???: "Sort of.. Every time you die, you're reborn as someone else."

Avlitius: "Is it like that one Kurzgesagt video?"

???: "Go back!"

Avlitius: "I don't know WHERE I AM!!!"

???: "Oh yeah." *touches you and you teleport back.*

Avlitius: "Yay!"

???: "I said sit." *He takes his helmet off, revealing long black hair*

*Avlitius adjusts his helmet, revealing his 3rd eye*

???: "Reborn as a mutant..."

Avlitius: "No, i'm just an Anomaly."

???: "All perpetuals are."

Avlitius: "My helmet is stuck on my head."

???: "Why?"

Avlitius: "I don't know."

???: "Getting too old for this..."

Avlitius: "For some reason, liquids that enter my helmet never come out..."

???: "Yeah, except you're not everyone..."
(Watch them too)

Avlitius: "Ah. I get it."

???: *glances over for a second*

*Avlitius tries to stand up*

You can

*Avlitius stands up*

???: "Sit down..."

Avlitius: "Why?"

???: "Because I said so..."

Avlitius: "Nah."

???: "Wh- Nevermind..."

Avlitius: "But everything besides water disappears after a bit..."

???: "That's not the weirdest thing I've heard."

Avlitius: "The water will eventually fill the helmet completely, drowning me."

???: "That's not good."

Avlitius: "It isn't good at ALL."

???: "One sec..."

...

???: "Sorry, telekinesis."

Avlitius: "Okay. When can i go back to the sleepover?"