This is how it starts :o

YOU GO HOME; YOUR WIFE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU; SHE SAYS SHE'S PREGNANT; YOU FEEL LIKE MOWING THE LAWN; YOU SCREAM AT THE TV WATCHING FOOTBALL; YOU FEEL THE DAD JOKES FLOODING IN; YOU PICK OUT BABY CLOTHES; YOU WON'T HAVE ANYTIME TO YOURSELF; YOU GET NERVOUS; YOU FEEL AN URGE TO GET MILK