doggo classification

First, let's start off with the doggo-pupper distinction. If a doggo is big, it is a woofer. If a doggo is small, it is a pupper. If a pupper is small, it's a yapper, and if a woofer is big, it's a floofer. Small dog breeds have no pupper stage and dogs with lots and lots of fur have no woofer stage.

Next, the classifications of breeds: Corgis are Corgos, Pugs are Puggos, and Shiba Inus are doges. more will be done tomorrow, please DO NOT COMMENT on this.

Also, Samoyens or other fluffy doggos are shoobs. A rule of thumb: If a dog's name ends with a vowel and then a g, add "go" If a dog's name ends with a consonant followed by g, just add "o". Huskers and Pommos are Huskies and Pomeranians, respectively. Oh, and the retriever's are boyes. Despite being pronounced the same as boy, boye actually refers to both genders. Golden boye, Labrador boye, etc. Scottish Terriers are beard boys. Poodles are pooders and Yorkshire terriers are yorkos. Chihuahuas are Cheewawas, or you can just call them Chihuahuas.

Now, classification based on the fur. If the fur is all over the place, it's a scruffer. If the fur is not crazy, it's a regular doggo.