goofy ahh

I AM A LOSER! I HAVE 2 IRL FRIENDS

we know

I know you know

;]

Now I want chicken….

*i take a step back*

… I think my dog ate most of it…… he’s also gay

"Okay..."
*my arm is on the floor*

…….. girl, u crazy

"I'm not a girl."

…………. I know that…..

Totally….

"Don't you DARE eat my arm."

The dog will eat it….. unless it’s made from lettuce, then I can’t help

i only have one irl fren

Eeh, at least no one thinks you like each other

I'm gay

….. I’m pan…… … biologically female…. Meaning I HAVE to date a guy

okay

Now what….

Gay Cannibalism👍

Gays r good, got a crispy flavour

I'M gay

…. Well, you taste like fried chicken to me

*i pick up my arm*
"By the way, i DO actually taste like chicken."

Then HAVE some

"I thought that YOU wanted some chicken."

I just ate

"I'll see you later, then. Meet me at 4:30, at the MicDonds.."

4 IN THE MORNING?! jeezus

"4:30 PM."

…

2 whole friends
wow

Actually everyone enforces me to like one, bc that’s how straight people work

I'm straight and I've never been forced to like anyone

I’m saying my parents…. And family…. And classmates

we know
wow

…

alr

Big goofy ah ah

Yah

shetcho goofy ahh up

I’m goofy, complete nerd at some things………

alr

….

lmaO

okay
but why do you follow me

I am indeed a loser

Why yu follow me bitch?

….