SON, I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU; AND I'M GONNA HIT THE MUTE BUTTON; WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, I'M JUST TRYING TO BOND WITH YOU; IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS $HIT DAD; WELL GUESS WHO'S NOT GETTING THEIR ALLOWANCE THIS WEEK