Joke rp

ok

RIP OFF

(are you the actually random name or fake?)
Elias: helo.

Danny: *gives caprisun*

Elias: Thanks!

Tom Cruise: *shirtless* Wanna play volleyball?
(Top Gun reference)

Elias: I don't wanna get sand in my fur though...

Danny: Yeah! *takes shirt off*
*they play hard*

Elias: Y'all are good

Tom: *pours water all over himself and starts shaking his head*

Elias: Are there girls or something? I'm not gay

(I am real)
Steven Spielburg: ah yes, the new actoor

(When you knew me, I was TheExplodingKitten and/or Larkfrost_Official)
Elias: What for?

(-Elias- and Larkfrost)
Steven: Me movie!

Elias: Your the main character?

Steven: Picture this... A cyber wolf thingy with daddy issues... A bad mouthed NY cop... their goal.... save the world!

Elias: Amazing. So which one am I?

Steve: The cop, obviously. *opens curtain* and this is your co-star.

Elais: Devito!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Danny: yes
Steven: places!

ELias: Wha- I didn't even get a script.

Danny Devito: cheese

Elias: What kind?

Steven: *Stabs hardrive and downloads the script into it*

Elias: *gets in the cop car*

Danny: *puts on aviators and starts driving*

Elias: *drives after with revolver in hand*

Danny: *screams every line* THOSE PEOPLEZ ARE OING ILLEGAL STUFFING

ELias: BUt what about you?

Bad bois: Hey! We're doing illegal stuffing!

Elias: *does a 360 and goes after them*

Danny: *turns dorito*

Elias: bro what-

bad boi: *slaps danny*
Danny: There's only one man who can stop this guy!
*starts praying to jeSUS

ELias: Are you preying for the rapture or something?

Danny: Want a get something to drink?

Elias: Sure. Nothing with alcohol in it though.

Jesus: *spawns*

Elias: Oh hey there.

Bad Guys: *crap their pants*

Elias: Zad. *goes after them*

Jesus: *uses CHRIST POWERS*
Bad Guys: *convert to Jesus*

Elias: Amazing. I still have to bust them though.

Steven: CUT! Perfection!
Jesus: See ya guys. *goes to heaven*

Elias: Bye Jesus

Mint: crap.

Steven Spielburg: E