I HATE ROGU HE SUCKS LIKE NOBODY CARES IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ROGER'S SON, YOU'RE A BRAIN TUMOR THAT I HATE LIKE YOU TRIED TO KILL KLAUS IN SEASON 17 EPISODE 5 LIKE HOW HAS ROGER NOT LEFT FOR THE MILK YET, LIKE KILL ROGU OFF

SOMETIMES HE MAKES ME UNINTENTIONALLY LAUGH, LIKE WHEN HE COMPLAINS THAT HE FORGOT TO DO HIS MEMBEAN. ONE TIME IN KINDERGARTEN HE CAUSED A LOCKDOWN BECAUSE HE RAN OUT OF THE CLASSROOM AND DOWN THE HALLS LIKE A MADMAN SO HE COULD SEE HIS BIG BROTHER, AND ANOTHER TIME THE SAME YEAR HE RAN OUT OF SCHOOL SO HE COULD GO HOME. THAT IS UNTIL HIS TEACHER FOUND HIM BEFORE HE GOT HALFWAY HOME. SOMETIMES HE MAKES ME UNINTENTIONALLY LAUGH, LIKE WHEN HE COMPLAINS THAT HE FORGOT TO DO HIS MEMBEAN. ONE TIME IN KINDERGARTEN HE CAUSED A LOCKDOWN BECAUSE HE RAN OUT OF THE CLASSROOM AND DOWN THE HALLS LIKE A MADMAN SO HE COULD SEE HIS BIG BROTHER, AND ANOTHER TIME THE SAME YEAR HE RAN OUT OF SCHOOL SO HE COULD GO HOME. THAT IS UNTIL HIS TEACHER FOUND HIM BEFORE HE GOT HALFWAY HOME.

Me when I fall asleep for 0.00000000000000000000001 seconds and the teacher starts talking about quantum physics:

LMAO