Pov: you play botw

POV: YOU ARE PLAYING BOTW; YOU HAVE REVALI'S GALE EARLY; YOU SEE A MOBLIN; YOU SEE A SILVER BOKOBLIN; YOU DIE; YOUR 100 DAMAGE SAVAGE LYNEL SWORD BROKE; YOU HEAR GUARDIAN NOISES. YOU SEE A GOLDEN LYNEL; YOU DIE AND LOSE DARUK'S PROTECTION; YOU DIE FIGHTING CALAMITY GANON; YOU HEAR THE GUARDIAN STALKER THEME