i have a request:

wheres the request
its blank

hear me out: ham and corrupt, in this template
you decide who goes where

oooh
cool
i'll do when i have T H E A U D A C I T Y .

is that a no

no
i will do it later

ah. mk.

Illy: I know I am

Ham: i regret having sex with you
i cant feel my weenor anymore

Illy: don't worry I gotchu *makes you feel your weenor again*

Ham: no way 💀

Illy: I'm magik

Ham: no shit!!!

Illy: *tail go brrr*

Ham: ok 👍

Illy: wanna make out 👁👄

Ham: NO!!!

Illy: what if we make out in the Phasmaphobia Equipment Van

Ham: I DONT WANT TO MAKE OUT WIT YOU ANYMOR!!!!!

Illy: why not

Ham:

Illy: here, let's sleep then *lies on floor* you can use my boobs as a pillow, they're soft like one

*ham already sleeping with a pillow that came out from thin air*

Illy: *replaces his pillow with her boobs, which is even softer and comfier* sleep time

*ham wakes up immediately*
Ham: where the f**k is my pillow

Illy: "right here, buddy"

Ham: thats your breasts
where the f**k is my pillow
what did you do to the scrukly boingly

Illy: "this is the scrukly boingly you mipy"