"Why the hell did I even come here?" said SpaceFanatic, not having an OC and not having any ideas.

(The wind blows, sending a chill down your spine.)

"Pretty cold, i guess."

(Old and run-down attractions creak.)

"Creepy. Definitely shouldn't get too close to those."

Mario...?: Hello.

*understands this is danger, so walks slightly faster but ignores it*

Mario...?: Turn and look at me. Don't you know how to greet a new friend?

*keeps same pace and starts walking toward the exit*

CP-MHL: "Who is that?"

Mario...?: . . .

*CP-MHL looks around*

(There are broken, abandoned rides and decorations everywhere.)

*CP-MHL turns around*

(Mario...? is standing right behind him.)

CP-MHL: "Do you happen to know where i could find some batteries?"

Mario...?: Do you feel safe?

CP-MHL: "My current batteries are running out of charge."

Mario...?: What do you require batteries for?

CP-MHL: "Staying awake. I'm a living TAS bot."

where tf

(Mario...? hands CP-MHL some batteries.)

CP-MHL: "Thanks."

Mario...?: Tell me. What is your greatest fear?

CP-MHL: "I don't really fear anything..."

Mario...?: Everyone has a fear. Tell me yours.

CP-MHL: "My single fear is being left in an alleyway, un-powered, unseen, forgotten, left to rust, for years on end..."

Mario...?: Well, we most certainly would not want that...

CP-MHL: "Once my end is near, i wanna go into the forest and find an abandoned, overgrown building, and lay down on the wall of it, in my final moments..."

Mario...?: I will keep that in mind...

CP-MHL: "Okay..."

((are you gonna reply? Sorry if I've already driven you half to insanity.))

...

((are you gonna reply?))

(sorry)
Mario...?: How fast can you run?

CP-MHL: "I don't know..."
*CP-MHL inserts 2 of the batteries into a slot on his head, as if it could be used as a shotgun of sorts*

Mario...?: Do you believe you can outrun fate?

CP-MHL: "Well, i'm designed to be fast..."

Mario...?: Then prove it.

*CP-MHL darts away, still holding the batteries*

(Mario...? chases at roughly the same speed.)

*CP-MHL flips Mario...? off as they run*

(Mario...?, still running, extends a third arm from his mouth and flips CP-MHL off with all three of his hands.)

*CP-MHL jumps onto one of the abandoned rides*

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Omae wa mō shinde iru

...

Mario...?: Get back here.

CP-MHL: "Why?"

Mario...?: You can't run forever.

CP-MHL: "I can."

Mario...?: What makes you think so?

CP-MHL: "I'm fast as f**k, boy."

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((shall we continue this in memechat?))

((are you gonna reply?))