Church sign

Mmmm pizza🤤🤤

PIZZAAAAA

PIZAAAAAA

PIZZAAAAA

PIZZAAAAA

PIZZAAAAAAAA

PIZZAAAAAAAAA

PIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

I lost my intrest for pizza🥺

NOOOOOO

Zad...

"Welcome, men and women, for there are only those two, welcome to this most holiest baptism, where we will be welcoming our brother, Precious, into the most Holy Imgflip Church."

Bro my name is ronny.

Welcome ronny

Hello.

Eyyyyy

Hru bro.

Good. You?

Pizza🤤🤤

Shut up
"Precious, do you renounce Reddit and all its evil works?"
(The response is "I do" or "Yes")

I do.

*pours bucket of holy water on you*
"I baptize you in the name of the Father, of the Son, of the Holy Spirit, and of Dylan Wenslau."

Gtfo out of my face
I want pizza 🤤🤤 Not water.

Lol

DAMN RIGHT
REJECT THIS MOTHERF**KER

Shut the hell up too.

B r u h
I love you too smh

ok

Thank you.

iM JK ily

I'M GASPING FOR AIR

Calm down.

"We shall now proceed to the First Eucharist. Upon special request, the normal host will be substituted for a pizza bagel."

*poops on the pizza bagel*

HAHAH

trolled

*brings out another pizza bagel*

*throws it out the window*

Shut the hell up. I'm out.

"Hold up."
*starts levitiating*
"By the power of Christ, exorcise this man of his pizza loving kink!"

Oh shit bro
You're a f**king God

No. You reminded me of pizza🤤🤤

LMAMAAMMAMASPPSPSPAOAOAOOAOAOA

*cuts open stomach and extracts pizza*
*rewires brain with the power of Christ to make pizza kink vanish*
*pours holy water over the body*
"ARISE, CHILD OF IMGFLIP!"

*back*

*revives you* omfg precious baby please wake up

*back*

This is part of the procedure, no worries

"He has been cured of his ailments."

"Whatever the hell your name is, be blessed by the Holy Creator."

Ok im out.

*murders you*
Alright, now we must resurrect him.

*dead*

WHY DID YOU MURDER MY F**KING PRECIOUS SON

HEY, ONLY I CALL HIM PRECIOUS
THAT IS MY CHILD NOT YOURS, MF...

"Shut the hell up. I am the priest and I call him what I want."

Unfortunately,
you're clearly a shitty priest because my son still has a f**king pizza kink

"We haven't completed the ceremony, ma'am. We still must perform Confirmation and the Exorcism of the Pizza."

No
Give me my money back
You're f**king useless
MY SON IS PERFECT WE DON'T NEED YOU

"This doesn't cost money."
"And you asked for this, don't get snappy with me."

Oh damn it's free?

Jesus already saved everyone from the past, present, and future.

In fact, God himself actually likes pizza. I once invited him to my car meet and he brought his holy corvette. I can tell ya, he sure loved pizza as much as he did his people and drag racing

Murder is a sin.

Haha, Roman Catholic caught in live 8K footage murdering a child!!

You are now live on fox news, twitter, twitch, youtube, and even f**kin tiktok all at the same time.

oH FUÇK I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED SPACE_STAN

But this murder was in fact to save him
He is now alive again

MOMMMMMMMM I WANT CANDYYYYYYYY

CONTINUE PLEASE

bro

Pizza?

NO. BAPTISM.

🤤🤤🤤