I'm drunk! YOU DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE!!

Yes! *passes out*

im not even a crusader, im a vampire, and i held a better chance at beating the loner then u

*is literally asleep on the floor, not giving a crap*

wonder what drunk people taste like *pops fangs and bites neck*

*you die due to the fact that i am comprised of nearly 100% alcohol*

*screams then dies*

schadenfreude.mp4

schadenfreude.mp5

The mp5 is a handgun. It is NOT a grenade launcher. Therefore, it is obsolete. I rest my case.

demoman, do you remember when heavy killed you with tomislav?
yeah i highly doubt you do as you're drunk off your ass.
anyway
the tomislav is a heavily modified tommy gun