Your mom just died; it was a dream; you remember she doesn't love you; That was your dad; and your little sister; but your mom got rid of them; she killed them; You were adopted and your birth parents picked you up; your birth parents died in a car accident with a train; They survived and the news was fake; what else did the news lie about? Nothing every other website has confirmed the other stuff; And 15 of them were people from 1753; Yet still true; You are actually a caveman that was in a coma for thousands of years and your body was just saved in peanut brittle