TOX: NOW, THE RECIPE CALLS FOR 2 SHOTS OF VODKA.
TOX: *UPENDS THE BOTTLE*; AURA: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
TOBY: *HELPS ELLA ONTO THE COUNTER*
CLOWNY: *KICKS TOX OFF THE SOFA*
PERCY: *LAYS ON THE FLOOR*
AURA: ...ARE YOU OKAY?
PERCY: NO. CLOWNY: LAST NIGHT I FOUND OUT CODY IS A SLEEP TALKER.
AURA: OH, REALLY?
CLOWNY: "THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL." RIGHT. IN. MY. EAR. AT 3AM. CODY: STRAWBERRY MILK DOESN’T TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRY OR MILK.
PERCY: GO THE F**K TO SLEEP CODY. CLOWNY: UNDERESTIMATE ME. THAT'LL BE FUN. PERCY: ARSON? OH, YOU MEAN "CRIME BRÛLÉE". GREGORY: WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN’T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS. TOX: WHERE'S TOBY?
ELLA: DON'T WORRY, I'LL FIND THEM.
ELLA, SHOUTING: CLOWNY SUCKS!
TOBY, DISTANTLY: CLOWNY IS THE BEST PERSON EVER! F**K YOU!
ELLA: FOUND THEM. TOBY: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUMANS ARE CAPABLE OF FITTING A LIGHT BULB INTO THEIR MOUTH WITH EASE BUT CAN’T TAKE IT OUT WITHOUT SHATTERING IT, AND NOW I HAVE TO PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN MYSELF FROM PUTTING A LIGHT BULB IN MY MOUTH; TOX: I'M BORED.
PERCY: WANNA COMMIT FIRST DEGREE MURDER?
TOX: SURE!
AURA, HEARING THEM: NO- STOP, DON'T DO THAT! PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN! PUT CLOWNY DOWN!!
