THIS IS AN RP, I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN *cough* blitz *cough* BUT YES IT IS AN RP

Sky: LONER?! W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! (joining the rp right now so im not up to speed)

(i'll explain in memechat)
haha, sky, join me and we can take them out together!

Sky: why are you doing this?!

(eh actually can we just rp this in memechat?)

(it's a massive event for the crusaders, not just us)

ok i-im scared i dont wanna do it

i wanna bail out

OK IM BAILING IM JUST A BIG SCAREDY CAT LET ME OUT

bruh, you can torment him all you like. you ain't gonna do anything

you crusaders stand no chance against me.

Ahh, I held out long enough for reinforcements.

Clippity clop, traitor, IM HERE TO CHOP OFF YOUR F**KING COCK!

JOKES ON YOU AIDEN, I"VE CLAIMED THE SWORD!

Well I have the mace of saint gund!

your weapon is no match!
demonic weapons change the nature of all but the most powerful angelic weapons!

Hah! I have the mace of a saint! Now I'm going to beat the tar out of you and look awesome doing it!

your forgeting one thing :)
i have behapp captive.
lay a finger on me, and i'll teleport to him and harm him.

He'll understand. Gota purge some HERESY!

oh i'm sure he'll understand.
*slashes out with sword to make a rift*
tell the savior i said hi, and that i'm going for both of you.
*hops into the rift, sealing it behind me*

Oh I f**king wuss!

PLEASE LET ME BAIL OUT IM SCARED

LET ME OUT IM SO SCARED IRL

HEY, YOU! BRING HIM BACK!

never

I'm tracking the bugger down! *Extremely angry tuetonic noises* rally the troops! We're rescuing be-happ!

*Voice ripples across the area*
oh my poor crusaders, you honestly thought you could beat me.
i'm not even at full strength.
by the time midnight comes, my blade and myself will have amassed enough dark energy to reach full potential.

F***you disembodied voice!

*aren't you on my side lmao?*

(I have a hand in every pocket)

(ah)

(ye)

behapp shall remain with me until he cracks!
tell your savior to save a crazy person whos not much better than themselves

Sargent Turner: *Teleports I'm* Wassup.

*even more angry tuetonic noises* can't outrun me!

*Teleports away and flips you off again*

No.. YOU WILL NOT. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD ON MY SIDE AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sargent Turner: Finally.

*rift opens*
who are you exactly?

Sargent Turner: Sargent Turner.

and why are you here.
your interfereing with something you don't want to meddle in.

Sargent Turner: You don't know who you're messing with.

f**k, aidens here.
i'd kill you, but i don't have time.

*whispers* Take me with you, I hate this job.

*it has to be this way intensifies*

*plugs in headphones and listens to Fortunate Son*

hmm
aidens almost here, and i'm not yet at full strength.
plus he's got the mace....
*opens rift* i will betray you though,
get in

You will try. Thanks.

*hops in and closes the rift*

Too late f**kers! -cuases shockwaves with the mace-

*hops in flips Aidan off*

*rift already closed*

*distant angry tuetonic noises*

*small rift opens, and stabs you in the back*

-grabs and pulls you out- hah!

*shocks you*

-absorbs it with the mace and sends it back- I don't think so heretic!

*does nothing* Who says I was a heretic?

Your serving a traitor, who is a heretic, that makes you one!

Who said I was serving him? He said he was gonna backstab me later.

*fake dummy*
*voice from inside the rift, "enjoy the bomb*
*rift closes*

-yeets it at Turner-

...
(turners gone, he's in the rift.)

*Unaffected*