Mod Note: fart

Not gonna lie: best secretary of war ever.

I agree

Now attack the pepe stream.

yes

all the 6 year olds: *gasp*

War?

War=defense. That’s what it used to be called.

No, I mean. Can we go to war?

Yas

Lets go

I’ll spin kick through a dolphin and play Marko pollo with punches. I don’t even know who I punched. That’s how rad I am

You can pick any hamster and I’ll beat it, no jungle gym can hold me down. Some days I choose to breath, I don’t even need to sully my body with your ham sandwich smelling recycled air