1star: my family is now dead, my dog is dead, I am barely alive, and not only that, my house is gone...my hentai collection gone..my pillows gone

rip your entire terabyte of downloads

omg you found this lmao

yep
randomly

man I have been here too long lmao

wdym
I've gotten responses for years back.

ig so, have you been in p.p?

how many TIMES
can I not understand an ABBREVIATION

Porn Police

skill 100
you will be saved for doing a flip.

nice

saved from the underworld.
Enjoy heaven 'v'

NICE

nope
I'd probably get caught tho...-
WAIT NO-

WHAT?! YOU ARE A HORNY MF?!

uhh-
definitely nnot...
y̵̜̅o̵̮̿ṵ̵͌ ̶̯͑b̶̲̒ė̶͇t̶͙͝t̶̩̓e̵̗̎ř̸̭ ̸̣͝n̸̟͆õ̵̬t̷̲͊ ̷̨̄s̷̲̀a̶̲͗y̴̪͋ ̴̬̓a̶̖͐n̶̗͆y̴͙͠ṯ̴̊h̷͎̀ï̷̺n̴̰̽g̷͓͝ ̴̲̈́m̵̦͆m̴̢̃k̷͍̂?̵̝̄

*HORNY DETECTED*

hmm...
I found this in my pocket...
before you yeet this child, take a look at it.

NO! HORNY MUST BE F**KING KILLED!

and right after you said it must be killed...
hMmmmMMMmMmmMmm..

Your hent… WAIT A SECOND

ok....?

does not notice hentai collection part
me who did: OH FUK

he said wrong answers only

.....it is

he's right about the fact that it cleans everything in a 50 foot radius

lol but he's referring to a roomba

eh, it doesn't move, but roomba does, I guess it has some wrongs and rights to it

yea

he doesn't move, everything in a 50 foot radius does

^

:0

A trampoline

lol

Its a tuna can waiting to be opened. I suggest pulling the pin to do so.

Oh, thanks bro, now I can prove karen wrong

...

The killer of little jimmy. (BTW that picture was taken in my back yard)

...

Your next

*wheeze*

oh i know what that is its one of those new fangled explodie frisbees, all you have to do is throw it at your worst enemy and POOF their gone!

*exploding