TABS Stare

"Ah, another individual with an addiction to copium." said Father SpaceFanatic, while snorting cocaine. "Please, there are other ways to cope without usage of this drug."

Can i do this too?

"And all those who had believed were together and had all things in common; and they began selling their property and possessions and were sharing them with all, as anyone might have need."
-Acts of the Apostles 2:44-45

*hands bag of cocaine*

*i snort the cocaine*

"Now, please, come into this confession booth here."

*walks into it*

"Now what do you say?"

*falls into the Backrooms*

*uses admin privileges to teleport you back into the booth*

"What do you say?"

"drUGS!!!!"

"Yes, yes. Now I'm going to say this once. You say, 'Forgive me Father for I have committed cringe.'"

i don't understand half of what you just said

Send one memechat to Ser.Donald

How?

Go to his profile
Memechat him

I require the link to his account

Of course, child.
*writes link in doctor's handwriting*

imgflip.com/user/Ser.Donald doesn't work

Ser.Donald.P.Suttingsworth

Oh

Uuuuuuuuuuuh
He's a global moderator
Why would i memechat him?

*presses the Waluigi button 1 million times*

"Yes, good. Now I understand you have snorted cocaine, is this correct?"

*presses the Waluigi button more*

"I see. Do you know why you did this?"

*takes all of my medicine*

*nods* "I see. I see. Have you taken copium in the past?"

*copes*
"No..."

"That's good. Will there be anything else?"

"Nope."

Your penance shall be one memechat to Ser.Donald

I absolve you of your cringe

*eats uranium 235*
Bro this shit bussin

I got alcohol

Shit i got a case of beer right next to me that my dad was given on Christmas. No one has touched it

*it doesn't touch me*

*instantly absorbs all the beer in which you failed to steal*

Sit on my pingas

*uses admin powers to ban you*

*snap back to reality*

*the universe is gon*

*becomes a 5th dimensional paranormal creature*

See ya around, 4th dimensional scum-

*ascends to the 73rd dimension*

*goes to 0th dimension*

*you're gon*

I shall not elaborate further

You best note that you can't suffer "the end" when you're "the end" itself. I am not affected by the armageddon, I'm the armageddon itself.

*vanishes into my own void*

*teleports away*

*steals the beer*
"Don't question me..."

You get half i get half

Deal?

*i dart off with all of the beer*

*uses ninja tactics to tackle you down*
*takes back all the beer and locks it up*

Bad boy-

*sets you on fire*

I have fire kinks, and i get stronger when horny

*freezes you*

I have kink for that as well *becomes a yeti*

*becomes my OC CP-IST*

*cums on you*