Contract sign with the crusader stream for protection against future enemies.

I will take a Bigfoot mud flood dump in that stream and shake the piss out of any carbonated drinks they own

You can’t keep me away, my wiener can burp the whole alphabet and can arm wrestle any man at a bath house.
Yours just sits there with a dunce cap with a downs look on its face

And a downs look*

Lmao

try it, and you'll be met with something you can't match.
scamper away little rat, back into your little hidey hole.
and don't try to fight people you can't

That's satire

Just a lil

shame.

a shame it's not the real incognito guy.
i would love to fight him some time

I will go full Aspergers and orangutang punch that stream in the mouth. I’ll smack that stream so hard you’ll think it’s Palestine.I’ll upvote my foot in your a$$ and downvote your soul!!!

Gone, fanito

mm, sounds kinky

Based president