Hell Let Loose Skeletor Advice

So, I got a game called Hell Let Loose.

One match, I was joking with a squadmate, who was shot in the ass by a German Sniper. I revived him and said "Now you got three holes, one for pissin, one for shittin, one for Taco Bell." He thought that was pretty funny and we started walking toward the front again after killing the sniper and destroying his outpost to prevent him from spawning behind our lines. A while later, we were attempting to advance on Hill 400 with tank support when the Germans ambushed the convoy with both Artillery support and a Tiger that was hidden in the forest. I was the AT class, so I got behind it and put a satchel charge on the vehicle and ran before it exploded and destroyed the tank.

Later, we were on the final objective, being pounded by arty when I was flanking the enemy. I ate an Arty shell directly to the face and SOMEHOW SURVIVED.

that is one heck of a story

GUYS, WHY EVERY TIME I GET MY EGGS OFF OF THE PAN THE EGG YOKE RUNS EVERYWHERE? IT IS REALLY ANNOYING, I WANT MY YOKE INTACT, KINDA LIKE HOW I WANT MY GF INTACT. THINGS SELL A LOT BETTER WHEN THEY ARE INTACT BECAUSE YOU CAN LABEL THEM AS "NEW" ON E-BAY, AND THAT'S HOW I CAN AFFORD THE NEW GRAPHING CALCULATOR WITH SUPERMARIO WII U ON IT. SPEAKING OF GRAPHING CALCULATORS DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE 42069 TILES IN MY BATHROOM? AND IF I MEASURE ONE OF THEM WITH MY TOE EACH TILE MEASURES 1 TOE LONG. 1 TOE TIMES ONE TOE MAKES ONE TOE SQUARED, SO I HAVE A SURFACE AREA OF 42069 TOES IN MY BATHROOM, CRAZY RIGHT? NOW YOU MAY NOTICE THAT THE TILES HAVE 10 OBTUSE INTERIOR ANGLES EACH, AND THE SUM OF THOSE ANGLES ADD UP TO 1,440 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT, MAKING THIS TILE A DECAGON, AND IF WE COUNT THE SIDES WE SEE: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 SIDES, SO YES, THESE TILES ARE INDEED DECAGONS WITH TEN OBTUSE ANGLES. NOW THE FACE OF EACH TILE IS ONE TOE SQUARED RIGHT? BUT HOW MANY FACES DOES IT HAVE? THERE IS THE VISIBLE FACE SO THAT'S ONE, THEN THE FACE THAT'S FACING THE FLOOR SO THAT'S 2, THEN EACH SIDE HAS A FACE SO THAT'S 12. EACH TILE HAS 12 FACES. ISNT THAT AMAZING? NOW IF WE MAKE A BATHROOM FLOOR A CARTESIAN PLANE, WE CAN SEE THE X AND Y COORDINATES DIVIDING ALL THE TILES EVENLY, ON BOTH SIDES OF THE X-AXIS THERE ARE 21034.5 TILES, ON BOTH SIDES OF THE Y-AXES THERE ARE 21034.5 TILES, AND IN EACH CORNER DIVIDED BY THE X/Y AXI, YOU CAN SEE 10517.25 TILES. BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE! IF YOU TAKE THE SECOND LETTER FROM EACH OF THESE WORDS I USED TODAY ( TOE, OBTUSE, FACE, AMAZING, CARTESIAN PLANE) WE GET THE NAME, OBAMA. SO TLDR MY BATHROOM FLOOR IS IN FACT, BARAK OBAMA.