Half of your head looks bald and half looks like Fox Mulder from the X-Files, but the two halves of the head didn't connect in the mouth for some reason and so you have a tooth hole big enough to fit a dang raccoon. The rest of your body is built like one of those humanoid toys you can buy for 50 cents at the School Giftshop and you can stretch like 9 miles across. Also, get your 16p handwriting out of my face, it looks like it says Moues Me the other way around, and the bottom looks like a bunch of mini cap I's, and some scribbles in the middle. Oh, and the phone case is potentially the only thing modern in the Kentucky-lookin farm town you live in, apart from the grandma down the street.